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#overwatch

gaming-misadventures

by: AbelcruGamercru

#overwatch

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

funnylime

why my hand shaky

sundial911

your skeleton is ready to hatch

funnylime

this is so fucking ominous thank you

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

officiallycostco-deactivated201

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

minementis

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”