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I've dealt with psychopaths in suits. You're just uglier and worse dressed. - They/he | Kris | 18+ Icon by @polyghoul - Tumblr mobile doesn't give me notifications anymore, so apologies if I take a while to respond to messages. I mainly use this blog to reblog or like random stuff that interests me. I always try to tag spoilers and possible triggers, but message me if you’d like me to tag something else!

[jesterkard]

you'd defend yun-jin?

if yun-jin had 5 million fans, I'd be one of them. If yun-jin had 1 fan, I'd be that fan, if yun-jin had 0 fans, then know I have died defending her.

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[introspectres]

afternoon at the river ♦ [prints]

[cipheramnesia]

USA football quarterback in a post-game press conference, "Yeah, everyone played a real good game, but we really wanted the win. I just want to thank my team, because god was not on our side. For real, those other guys always have god on their side, I think he favors their city. But our defensive line was on top of it. I guess we just wanted it more, like more than god did. He really wanted them to win, but we just gave it our best. You gotta be at the top of your game to beat god. I'd like to give thanks to my mom."

[that-house]

[localpubliclibrary]

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[jayrockin]

Human-socialized.

[lalah-repeated-kana]

Deciphered Spellbooks s1e11

Book 1

Page 1, Left

A decorative sigil of the collar-sheep [fillram].

A casting seal to keep insects and birds away from the people of the fields and flocks.

A spell that wards off birds.

A spell that keeps insects away.

Sign of irrigation

Sign of installation

By imbuing the fence around the fields with these sigils and signs they repel birds and insects that would cause harm. It does not provide protections against pests so additional beast-warding magic must also be placed to drive them away.

Page 2, Right

a light beacon seal of the ancient era.

nowadays there is a simplified version.

Book 2

Page 1, Left

A pliable sign. The sign of stretch and sign of coil softens the target. However it is only effective on things that have physical form. It is ineffective against liquids and gasses [gases] take cation

Page 2, Right

Sigil for repelling the pollen of the spectersmoke tree.

The pollen of the spectersmoke tree has hallucinogenic effects that reduce pain and amplifies a sense of euphoria. Inhalation will put the person into a deep sleep.

Page 3, Left (illegible)

Page 4, Top Right

... to hold magic in place

(illegible...)

[beemovieerotica]

[prokopetz]

Orgasm denial scenario in which it gradually becomes apparent that the dom has forgotten what criteria they set for being allowed to cum and is trying to stall for time.

[cyberspadeling]

i like to think that queen prefers to wear suits or pants. i LOVE all the art of her where she's fancy and regal in a stunning dress!! however in my mind her style is ... i can't explain it with words but please see my vision right here

[cheezydraws]

I had to

[kawfimachine]

MEET AND HUH???

[bewbin]

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

[bewbin]

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

[byjove]

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

[byjove]

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[orcboxer]

he was very polite and even offered to help me carry everything up the stairs but I declined because if I had to hear those shoes squeaking the whole way I would start ripping him apart with my teeth and slamming him on the ground etc