Its All Gonna Be Ogayyyy

PDX | Student | Very happily no longer a Biochemistry Major | 19

[swarnpert]

me: *touches mysterious sticky spot*

the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset

[curioscurio]

white shrek

[curioscurio]

[that-twink-over-there]

How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero", is beyond me

[eternal-fractal]

this is white shrek

[tylerposey]

when you find that perfect video

[memesandlaughs]

[hashtagloveloses]

not all heroes wear capes

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

link her donation page

[backdoorteenmom]

[teenscoolest]

[babyanimalgifs]

[anxietyproblem]

[intoasylum]

[softlenaluthor]

[thisloveisglowing]

[bob-belcher]

Eva Longoria is everything

[sandandglass]

[bigtrashfire]

[nquad]

[escentrick-deactivated20151025]

She looks so angry, this is terrific

[dormouseking]

That’s probably her Iron Maiden shirt he’s wearing.

[valtsv]

man victorian slang was fucking lethal

[valtsv]

literally how was anyone expected to say something like this with a straight face

[valtsv]

*lying on my velvet chaise lounge in my robe and slippers* sorry old chap, but i won't be able to make it out tonight. i'm afraid i've got the morbs.

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

[daredussy]

I love bears ,,,,, but their tongues rly shouldn’t be that long

[pringlesaremydivision]

what weird twink wrote this

[daredussy]

[winchysteria]

the only true ally