Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Sayanee: My wife is going into labor and i don't know what to do!
Operator: Is this her first born?
Sayanee: No, this is her wife.

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Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
Sayanee: My wife is going into labor and i don't know what to do!
Operator: Is this her first born?
Sayanee: No, this is her wife.
Yuria: Fuck, marry, kill. Jurina, Churi, and Kuumin.
Nishishi: Fuck Churi, marry Jurina, and kill Kaotan
Kaotan: I wasn’t even one of the options, what the fuck?
Annin: I don’t know everything.
Annin: Despite the fact that you think I do.
Ricchan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Annin: Everyday since I met you.
Paruru: This morning at breakfast.
Yuria: Yesterday, when she beat you at a card game.
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I’m only reblogging this post because it’s Canadian money
Fan: “If you we’re to change your family name, what will it be?”
Rena: “Takayanagi”
Churi: “Thanks for agreeing on keeping our marriage a secret”
Nannan: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 5, how many will you have?
Nao: 0
Nannan: It’s basic math it’s not even that ha—
Nao: I would give everything to you because I love you
Nannan, holding back tears: Gross absolutely disgusting get out of my room
Dasu, running with Jurina, Nishishi, and Yuria in tow: let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians.. here we go lesbians C'mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS!! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!
Yuria: You know what? We’re clever, too, smartypants.
Annin: what’s the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Ricchan: Don’t fall for it, Yuria. she’s just making up words.
Jurina: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven.
Mariko: That’s... that’s not good.
Uha: Oh.
Uha: *sighs*
Uha: *screams*
Annin: Then...
Annin: Did you intend for the plans we made to be a date?
Annin: Which is to say, one that was romantically-oriented?
Yuria: Yes, Annin, it was going to be a romantically-oriented date.
Churi: This plan will require using Dasu’s greatest strength.
Dasu: What? My hair? My eyes?
Churi: Your obnoxious personality.
Reblog if you need this energy
Getting ready for pride month
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.
In Finland on the other hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.
PERRrrRrrRrKELE
((Two kinds of people))
Is that fucking hetalia
why do men want to be gynecologists? why? why. gynecology is for females and should be practiced solely by women imo
I don’t think a fuckboy is gonna go through years of college education with the mindset of “I’m doing this so I can put metal and cotton swabs in vaginas”…. (more)
lets talk about the arkansas gyno, paul becton jr. who took nude pictures of his female patients
lets talk about dr. john black (gyno) who sprayed a chemical found in drain cleaner into his female patients’ genitalia
or dr. robert hadden, a gyno who performed unwilling oral sex on his patients and staff member
or dr. bruce sylvester smith, the gyno who raped (at least) one patient and sexually harassed many others.
and while we’re at it, lets talk about male gyno, dr. john marshall who tricked, drugged, and raped his patient.
or dr. paul kelly, an indiana ob-gyn who sexually abused his patients and over-prescribed dangerous drugs.
and dr. kevin pezeshki, who abused several patients and the list goes on and on.
so actually tons of male doctors abuse their patients, and the cases of female doctors abusing their patients is almost non-existent. so thanks for your comment, but next time, try doing a bit of research.
let’s talk about my patient yesterday who complained that every male ultrasound tech that has performed a vaginal ultrasound on her pushed the probe way too far and clearly had no concept of vaginal comfort during penetrative procedures
let’s talk about how not once have i hurt any of my patients during vaginal ultrasounds, and if they have issues with penetration such as vulvodynia or a history of endometriosis, i take a long, slow time to do the ultrasound and check in frequently, and will attempt to do an abdominal ultrasound instead if warranted
let’s talk about how it is most certainly because i am a woman and therefore i understand my female patients and their comfort levels much more than any dude could.
Every time someone says something like “oh yeah a guy would never go through all that trouble just to rape someone” there are a dozen examples of someone who has done just that
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
I think because there’s a higher risk of rupture when you’re pregnant. In nursing school we’re taught to monitor mothers that come into the hospital for labor or other prenatal problems for signs of an amniotic fluid embolism, which is when amniotic fluid gets into the bloodstream through a tear in the skin(most commonly after birth or abruptio placentae) and can cause a new mother to have permanent lung, heart, or brain damage. It’s super serious. A nurse told me a story about how she heard one of her patients *scream* from down the hallway and by the time she sprinted into the room the patient was dead.
If you were wondering about the signs and symptoms: feeling like you can’t breath, sense of impending doom (“Oh my god, I’m going to die!”), and crazy amounts of anxiety.