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[kitkat-trash]

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⭒Mumbo moments masterlist⭒

What this blog has • Fandom bullshit (MCYT c! & cc! included) • #hater moments • Sabrina Carpenter • Submissive men • piss • jokes that felt a little too sexual for my main

Tags characters/ccs -> name with a . (ex. m.umbo jumbo, g.rian, etc.) #kats thinking thoughts -> my posts :) #evil posts -> fandom bullshit, hater moments, vauges

#memes to save -> memes i am saving #polls -> polls #fandom trash -> fandom related things (minecraft stuff goes here) kinks will generally be tagged

ask to tag if youre hanging around ^-^

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[cubesartstash]

Hello, everyone! I got fired today, so much sooner than I ever thought I would, I'm opening commissions for my renders.

I need about $200 for rent, so I'm a bit desperate, lol.

$15 for two characters SFW, $20 for NSFW. If you're interested, please DM me!

You can find the full of the other examples on my blog, but I'll add some SFW below!

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[hyrude]

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

[dogspouse]

the peak of comedy in minecraft videos will always be someone bluffing about being able to take a fight and then while they're talking shit to their opponent they open their inventory and there's like 2 cobwebs and a stick in there. bro you're not taking anything

[dogspouse]

his dick, maybe

[muzzlesbian]

no!! penetrative sex will kill the patient. she needs 3 hrs fully clothed grinding and making out to live

[crabanarchy]

Women's underwear: no easy access hole

Men's underwear: easy access hole

Conclusion: men are free use sluts?

[crabanarchy]

Fuuuuuck #listeningandlearning

[spicy-blocky-blorbos]

living the #tummy troubles life rn and imagining a fun little "oopsie fein's rly rly easy to put into subspace" scenario to feel better.

like, we're talking "fruit pushes him against a wall for the purpose of the meme and fein blushes and stares at him with his pupils blown out". fruit grins, says "oh, you like this? what if i do this?" and uses a hand to tilt fein's face towards him, giving him a brief kiss. fein moans loudly into it. fruit slots a knee between fein's thighs and he starts humping it. fruit coos about how adorable he is, how this is amazing and he loves seeing fein like this, and fein blushes darker, whimpering. he cums in his sweatpants.

we're talking "meets boosfer irl and boosfer jabs him in the neck while pointing and bitching and fein's mouth falls open to pant". boosfer interrupts himself to respond. "bro. you cannot be serious right now. if i put my hand on your neck and you moan i will lose it." and he does. fein doesn't moan - but his hips buck forward and his eyes roll back. boosfer degrades him for being easy, for being so horny, for how hard he gets from the slightest threat of violence. fein tells him to shut up, but his voice is tiny, and boosfer sneers and hits him. fein meekly requests he do it harder. boosfer does, and when fein falls over, grinds his foot onto Fein's dick in complete disgust and fascination. he tells fein to open his mouth and stay quiet, and facefucks him, cumming down his throat. for every sound fein made, boosfer slaps or kicks him. fein is left needy and unfinished.

we're talking "poundy gropes his ass in an elevator for funsies and lols, and fein visibly rolls into it, and is visibly semi hard when they leave the elevator." poundy sees this, and teases him, how he's actually such a slut, isn't he? maybe poundy could show him a good time, let him bounce on it and make out with someone who treats him like the eager cumdump he is. and fein is now tenting badly. poundy palms his dick and says it's a shame how useless it is on a guy who doesn't use it. when fein just mewls and looks dazed, poundy reaches into his sweatpants, grabs fein by the dick, and tugs him to his hotel room like he's holding his hand. and he debates if fein is good enough at sex to please him if poundy rides him, because if he can't get poundy off that way, he's probably good at getting on his knees for his superiors. and oh boy does fein blush and moan at that. in the end, poundy preps himself, and makes fein fuck him just the way he likes it. when fein cums fast, he laughs and ribs him for it. he demands fein to get on his knees, and fein is drooling on his dick before he can get much further. poundy pulls out to cum on his face, and takes a pic for the memory.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

WHO WANTS TO DO CAUSAL NUDITY WITH ME

[mandate-transgenderism]

your nudity causes my nudity

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

FUCK I MEANT

AH WHATEVER

YEAH SURE CAUSATIVE NUDITY

[small-good-wolf]

number 1 premature ejaculation enjoyer. number 1 surprise erection enjoyer. number 1 precum leaking everywhere enjoyer. number 1 cumming from nontraditional methods enjoyer. number 1 blissed out without ever cumming enjoyer. number 1 no-orgasm sex enjoyer. number 1 teasing enjoyer, number 1 handjob enjoyer, number 1 vibrator on the dick enjoyer, number 1 genitals responding to non genital sex enjoyer, number 1 erection that doesn’t get used for penetration enjoyer, number 1 penises not doing the like 2 things they’re expected to do enjoyer. number 1 guy who likes that stuff that’s me

why are we always acting like these things suck

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[maxknightley]

applying to jobs if it was good

[mizuthe-cat]

give a character your issues it's literally free

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

Give a character your fetishes it's literally free