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What this blog has • Fandom bullshit (MCYT c! & cc! included) • #hater moments • Sabrina Carpenter • Submissive men • piss • jokes that felt a little too sexual for my main

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[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[mandymovie]

[kermiekermie]

banana literally begging and maming sounds of agony over tue cursed furnace im going to blow him up with my mind

[micromontage]

keep twisting the narrative I'm almost there

[myvagina]

“vagina”

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[noelle-ism]

step 1 put the pussy in the penis

[noelle-ism]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

(commenting under someone's post that says cheating is fine) GUYS don't worry op only meant in relationships!!! i was soooo worried they meant minecraft speedruns but thank god it wasn't anything that serious or meaningful 😭😭😭

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[n0turg1rlfr1end]

[pawberri]

😝😝😝😝😝

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[eatsroad]

im changing lives

full (🔞,🦊, feet paws. its a pawjob.)

[sunday-bug]

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...