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Anime- kpop and other things

[carrionvalentine-moved]

so my boyfriend and i were watching monster factory the other day, and one thing leads to another, and we’re making out, right

and as it turns out we forgot to pause the video bc we separated for a second and looked at each other

there was a moment of silence

and then the room is flooded with the sound of griffin mcelroy exclaiming

I THINK THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX

and according to my boyfriend, that was the fastest they’ve ever seen me move bc as soon as that moment was over i was across the room turning off that video because that was the most utterly visceral deer in the headlights moment i’ve ever experienced and it will forever be screaming unerringly in the back of my mind the moment a single molecule of my body even considers the concept of sex i fuckign HATE griffin mcelro

[jollygreengiantveggies]

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

[yugirimistwalker]

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

[pissvortex]

weird how air pods went from being like pretty widely disparaged to being a popular status symbol basically overnight

[pissvortex]

honestly? probably

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[liquid-hunny-deactivated2020012]

This is too accurate lol

[13-22-deactivated20201210]

😂 wtf

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

“I would love to taste you” part kills me cause thats insanely accurate

[princesscas]

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened. 

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

[virginiaisforhaters]

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

[southernbitchface]

Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?

[axolameo]

It’s BUCK WILD that he couldn’t get catering from one of his businesses (hotels/restaurants?). Like that is so insane that a literal billionaire felt the need to brag that he bought fast food. Like this is a fever dream

[surprisebitch]

this bio omg i died

[detectiveran]

The way she smiles when she sees him having fun is just too soft. 

[mezzato]

First DCMK meme of 2019. Starting the year off right. 

[mistymistery]

Detective Conan Ending 59

[detectiveran]

Checks the fandom’s pulse along with Shinichi’s. 

[travelwithkaishin]

The difference between Kaito and Shinichi ( > < )

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[theforbodingboglands]

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU HECKIN LOSERS

ps I lov u guys

[phantom-of-baker-street]

#development

[detshin]

Hehe

[kirameki-mukou]

Some fashion studies with Detective Edogawa~

[pressured-star]

sleeping heiji + shinichi u_u