kid named zooey:

they/he bi/aroace trans guy. unfunny bastard. mostly inactive

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[softpokes-blog]

splosh

[pokemon]

splosh

[peelingmandarins]

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[real-language-facts]

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

[lilalienz4ever]

what if instead of lilalienz4ever it was called lilquailiens4ever and all of the aliens were quails. he doesn't have a name yet bc he took my seeds tho

i like this alot alot alot. quailiens may be forever

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[gelphienation]

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

[gelphienation]

One of the greatest examples of this phenomenon but far from the only one

[sweetnothins]

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

[hollowtones]

[textsfromtheemblem]

[sarcoptid]

oh ya I downloaded xiaohongshu/rednote please enjoy some of the fresh chinese memes I've collected from our international sisters

[everythingisincorrect]

a few i've collected

[ravenlynclemens]

the gamers!

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[wayneradiotv]

this needs its own post