the supernatural news would be funny at any time but the tension floating around life currently has made it absolutely HYSTERICAL
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@yuzuyan
the supernatural news would be funny at any time but the tension floating around life currently has made it absolutely HYSTERICAL
pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at
patience: limited
congrats to gays with bad taste
omg hi
itâs been 2 years lmaooo
omg hi
If youâre reading this please be nice to yourself today because you do matter
Found a very sweet, very stinky dog that now wonât leave my side.
I think you might be her new familyâŠ
I wish. Sheâs well-fed, affectionate, and trained, so somebody is surely missing her.
Baby. A horrendously smelly baby. If we canât find her owners, weâve got some potential takers among our friends. Last option is a special pitt bull rescue center - or, if my dad continues to melt over her and bring her scraps of turkey, maybe our home.
more updates please
Weâre currently attempting to lure her inside with trails of turkey breast. We donât want to put her into a car to take her to the vet until she smells less like Death.
Well, sheâs inside, and my mom says I canât call her âLoreâ because we already have a dog named after a 90âs TV show character. She wants to name her âTeslaâ because she likes Doc Brownâs tradition of naming dogs after scientists, but I donât want to face future discourse about it.
The Dog has had a bath and took it very gracefully. Sheâs been incredibly shy since she came inside, but now that sheâs (mostly) destinkified, she seems a hundred times bolder and more trusting and is curiously exploring the house.
She seems to absolutely adore other dogs, but Scully has been pissy lately, so weâre keeping them apart. She has a limp that Iâm worried about, but her facial lacerations appears to be healing well and she allows herself to be lifted calmly.
Weâre waiting to hear back from the owner listed on her microchip. We found her almost five miles from her home address, which doesnât rule out the possibility of being dumped. If her owners donât want her, weâll find her a good home.
In the meantimeâŠ
Is there an update? How old is this?? Is she ok??
Sheâs currently at the clinic with my mom getting vaccinated. Still no response from her owners. She slept next to my bed last night and snored the entire goddamn time.
Day 12: Iâve almost given up hope of hearing back from the owners. As of tomorrow, sheâll have been in our care and long enough for the humane society to consider her abandoned and allow for her legal adoption to a new home. Sheâs going to spend tomorrow night with a local couple to see how she gets along with their old labrador - if itâs successful, theyâll adopt her once their vacation is over.
In the meantime, I have taught her to provide what I am told counts as âdeep pressure therapyâ, and she has become a much happier, more confident, and far less stinky dog than she was two weeks ago. Her laceration has healed nicely and her limp has vanished.
February 20, 2019: Crime Dog has been with me since December 27, but tomorrow (today, technicallyâitâs 1 AM) she goes home with the the gay couple who are adopting her. One of them works from home and will be able to keep her company at all times. Theyâre already in love and have gone out and bought toys for her, and have fortunately agreed to let me dogsit from time to time.
Tonight I am making an exception to my hard and fast âno dogs on the bedâ rule. Sheâll be sleeping in bed with her new family every night and will be doted on with saccharine devotion, so I dont really have anything to be sad aboutâsheâs getting a storybook âhappily ever afterâ, which is as lucky as any scarred-up stray pitbull can get.
But for one last night, sheâs my dog, and I get to hold her and cry into her fur.
shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect
oh my god i can feel the effectâŠ
loona (heejin & hyunjin) - iâll be there (2016)
Iâm right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
âHeyâ
âHeyâ
âHey Dork.â
âI am not a dork.â
âYes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.â
âWhats up buttholesâ
âShut up Loserâ
âHey maaaanâ
âHey maaaaanâ
Or
âHey stoop-stoopsâ
âNoâ
âWho are you?â
âHey shitheadâ
âHey dickfaceâ
âWhaddup slutâ
*Hey âname of siblingâ* *Get out of my room*
âHey nerdâ âWhat do you wantâ
âSup bitchâ
âFuck offâ
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
âwhatâ
âwhat do you want for dinnerâ
That last one!!!
(Steps into the room and stares at them until they notice you and stare back)
âWhatâ
(Leaves the room without saying anything)
âHey penisâ
âTHATâS NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW ITâ
*steps into the room and stares at them until they stare back, makes finger guns complete with sfx and then leaves the room without saying anything else*
my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while
me:
Alita: Battle Angel theatrical release (2019)
⊠iâm listeningâŠ
here yâall go!
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