Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk
Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh
its not for you king

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost
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Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk
Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh
its not for you king
“You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.”
— Azar Nafisi (via quotemadness)
Me thinking about a joke I told last week
“‘I understand’ doesn’t mean that it’s okay or it doesn’t hurt.”
— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)
pumpkins: nice
those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice
50 online shopping fails that will have you crying with laughter
if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character
someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
This one? @team0player0
This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO
Had enough of bath time thanks
Hey what the fuck is your shower curtain?
i have a lot of respect for the way op lives their life
1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.
isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.
A fair point
tfw you lose the cult’s car keys
Only 2 things are absolute in tumblr
1. The incompetence of the staff
2. A post of 6-8 ugly hoodies you famous bloggers keep forcing us to look at
Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”
Me:
Every Deep Web horror story in a nutshell
Cocky 20-year-old: Oh FUCK YEAH I feel so goddamned invincible on the dark net. I’ve bought weed and other weird shit from there and it’s awesome. I’m gonna click on random links to sate my curiosity
*goes to a livestream of someone being murdered*
Cocky 20-year-old in the chat: Yo what the fuck you guys are fucked up
The admins and users of the chat: You goddamned idiot. Why the fuck did you come here to Murder Kill Room if you’re going to act like a pussy. We know where you live because you were a cocky piece of shit who didn’t use proxies. We’re going to send a dude to beat you to death in your sleep
Cocky 20-year-old: Fuck
Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself
Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty
Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it
She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much