[funstyle]

the number one rule of being an adult is Dont Think About Anything That Happened In 9th Grade

[kaspianadmorsus]

Wip of my renaissance Griffith

[mrsterlingeverything]

Truthfully im 71 an old man and all of this happened long ago

[lavagoth]

[matthejew-blog]

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[technofeudalism]

[merely-another-fool]

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[glintblade]

Hiro Shima, the only japanese kid at hogwarts, locking eyes with a boggart as it transforms into an exploding nuclear bomb in the middle of the classroom:

[glintblade]

none of you cunts better be reblogging this because you like harry potter btw.

[voltaspistol]

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[sacred-portal]

[grimeclown]

[teratocrat]

there's no cock anymore no ones getting dicked down ever again they just announced that the last cock was found and sucked by a fisherman in argentina

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[furryprovocateur]

happy thursday