sir, i protest, i am NOT a merry man.

my name is shishi and i'm probably crying about star trek right now [they/them]

[inchidentofftrack]

the Vibes™️

[mallowmaenad]

guy at the replicator: handful of mints crushed and slathered over braised donkey liver

me next in line: hey man are you okay? why are you doing this.

[mallowmaenad]

me at the replicator: lactation cookies. laced with domperidone. HAWT.

replicator: hi I'm the replicator. You're not getting that.

[mallowmaenad]

guy over the ship PA system: for the time being we are limiting the replicator to only dispensing turkey sandwiches and house salads. You all are fucking weirdos stop ordering fucked up shit.

me: well I guess I know what this episode's moral conundrum is!

guy next to me: what are you talking about?

someone with a spoon glued to their nose: in my culture we slap our asses with both hands when we peee

klingon gf: shall I split this imbecile in twain my queen?

someone with a fork glued to their nose: Yes! I hate that other guy! Due to my prejudices, which resemble a simplified version of 21st century American prejudices!

me: FUCK OFF THIS IS MY EPISODE

[feydpauls]

hannah einbinder for myth magazine

[daisywords]

my propaganda for the Farseer trilogy

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

Shoutout to my favorite genre of TOS episode:

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[fractalradio]

fitzchivalry farseer

[automatonwithautonomy]

the fool is a stronger and more moral indivual than me because if i was destined to save the world with and also in love with the world's most dense motherfucker i would have told him we were prophesied to have epic gay sex by fool's errand at the very latest. just to shake things up

[gaytricorder]

happy pride

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[unearthlydust]

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

[fitzlover]

lord golden getting gay rumours with his servant tom badgerlock like how amber getting lesbian rumours with althea… my fool your rizz to strong your charisma too tough your aura too different your gender too fluid they gonna kill you

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[nellasbookplanet]

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

[feathers-67]

"but they hate eachother" "this ship makes no sense" "that would never be canon" "they're only friends" "but one of them is already dating someone" "they'd be toxic together" don't caaaare I'm consuming media of them being insane about each other and falling in love in situations you couldn't fathom

[thedeepthought]

me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

[sailorsally]

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.