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ZACHARY KINGSLEY | ZACH | 18 Fairmont Park's King at your service. Beaufort's Pointguard and Midfielder. I may or may not have slept with your girlfriend or your best friend, no shame. And before you ask, I don't take steroids. I'm just naturally fast. *a roleplay blog and has no affiliations with beau mirchoff.

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Do you know your parents were best friends before they got together? Do you think you'll end up the same with Cade?

Cade is like my brother from another mother, and we’re both fucking straight so no, not at all.

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connect-the-dottie:

DON’T THINK OF AVERY AS A SOCCER BALL WHAT THE HELL THAT’S SICK

Chill, sis. I’m just cheering Cade up. You don’t have to take that too personally. Besides, I don’t think he’d follow my advice either.

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coolcaden:

Did you just say you’ll let me score a goal against you? Don’t insult me, bro

Hey it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, I’d take that if I were you. But sure, I’ll play a fair game then. Just think of her as the soccer ball and you’ll be fine.

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coolcaden:

When you dedicate two years of your life to someone and you’ve also been friends with them practically since birth and they all of a sudden decide they can “do without you”. Ha, okay. :)

Wanna take that out on soccer instead, bro? I’ll let you score a goal to make you feel better. How about that?

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are you surprised the FMKs so far with you in them have you for Kill?

Not surprised at all, anon. Some girls just love to play hard to get I guess.

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averybodyy replied to your post:fmk: avery, grace, eron

Glad we’re on the same page.

Of course we are. We always are.

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fmk: avery, grace, eron

Kill Avery and fuck Grace and Eron. Though I’m not sure who’s Eron? Whatever, as long as she’s not a guy, I guess.

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connect-the-dottie:

ZACH! HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL ME WHAT THE EMOJI MEANT THE ENTIRE TIME?

Fucking emojis mean emojis. Eggplants mean eggplants. Only people who have a dirty mind thinks those kind of things.

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connect-the-dottie replied to your photo:INSTAGRAM @z-ach-attack: giving my new girl a test...

how did you get away with the party AND still drive the car?

Because I’m a good son. How else could it be?

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an eggplant emoji means a body part that only males have. hope this helps! ;)

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

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This is to the asshole that sent you that ask:

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INSTAGRAM

@z-ach-attack: giving my new girl a test drive. thanks mom and dad. 

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1, 34, 26, 47,11

1. Post a picture of u?

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Is that even a question? It’s obvious that I’m a 100% social person.

 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

I don’t think so, man. I’m Zachary-fucking-Kingsley. I could have anyone I like.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 

I’d say five years ago when my team lost the championship and it’s the same year when I got a serious leg injury and I had to stay home for months. It’s just the worst year ever.

 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Yeah I do. 

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txt: gon tell ur sister what 🍆 means. i can't be tamed.

[TEXT]: the fuck? don’t even try. she’s still young for that shit.

[TEXT]: how about you show me what 💣🍆 means instead? 

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graciedeann:

txt: i don’t know what part of “can’t be tamed” you didn’t understand. txt: i’m busy washing my hair sry nt sry. 💅🏽

[TEXT]: i’m pretty sure i can tame you up in bed. [TEXT]: after you wash your hair then? the 🍆 can wait.

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txt: gon tell ur sister what 🍆 means. i can't be tamed.

[TEXT]: the fuck? don’t even try. she’s still young for that shit.

[TEXT]: how about you show me what 💣🍆 means instead? 

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connect-the-dottie:

Well, I guess yeah, but I still don’t get why you go out with girls you don’t even like a lot.

I do like them Dots, it’s just that I’m not into commitments right now. And this is why you should not trust boys. They’ll just break your heart.

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connect-the-dottie replied to your post:5, 17, 23, 31, 46

You get emotional about a game but not about the hearts you break?

Aren’t they supposed to be the one who get emotional because I broke their hearts? Come on Dottie we’ve talked about this.

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5, 17, 23, 31, 46

5. Can you commit to one person?

I dunno man, commitments aren’t really my thing at the moment.

17. When was the last time you cried?

When the Cavs lost to Golden Warriors on Game 6. Those were tears of joy though.

23. Are you nice to everyone?

Not to everyone, only to those who deserve it.

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Of course.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

No, why would I waste my time doing that if I could just text them?