The fuck you lookin' at.

I hate you, I say that simply not out of anger. But as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.

[edgebug]

hey so remember how your boyfriend was so soaking wet and shivering that i put him in the dryer? well he got caught in the lint trap. yeah i can't get him out. sorry

[quaz-art]

"you really kept a homicidal madman alive to bring back 2 corrupt politicians — whom have done really nothing but cause you pain — back from hell? I knew you were an idiot but this is a new fucking level of stupid."

[REBLOGS >>> LIKES]

[winter-mornings]

A mushroom boi and his best friend, god

[winter-mornings]

He likea da bee

[professionaljester]

What is happening

[rivercityrabbitsbro]

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"

"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"

"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"

"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"

"In my MOUTH?"

"In your mouth, in your mouth"

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus"

"And I just... I give it to..?"

"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"

[does it, people cheer]

".......thank you?"

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

before

after

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

[internetwes]

@baristaboy try this out dude

[ilikeyoshi]

@lambylin

[amis-amai]

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

[bluecrysto-blog]

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

[eternal-fractal]

Yo this sick nasty

[feldgeister]

[rostbef]

He took the maki roll and flew away

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Directed by Guillermo DelToro

[farah-phoebe]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Scary ghost: you think im sexy? 😳

Lust filled ghost banger lady:

[keepbreathingky]

[shigraki]

[z00bs]

Signs as Ghost Stories Dub Quotes

Aries: "The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! MAYBE IF THEY PAID THEIR FUCKIN PHONE BILL YOU COULD CALL AGAIN!"

Taurus: "Go get me coffee. Be my bitch."

Gemini: "God, you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. I can't wait for this bitch to kill you."

Cancer: "I'm a sexually frustrated fourth grader!"

Leo: "Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Gawd damn it! Gawd damn it! Gawd damn it! Gawd damn it!"

Virgo: "Dad calls her whore but I like to call her mom."

Libra: "But then if everything was already reversed, which world would be the real world? Would it be the mirror world or this one? Maybe the reflection we see is real, ever thought of that? Isn't that just freaking you out? I mean, seriously, isn't that just whack crap? Huhehehehheh. I'm playing with your mind, man! And you know what the wierd part is? I'm not even high! Not one bit! Completely sober."

Scorpio: "Remember kids: say no. To everything."

Sagittarius: "Tamomi? Aint no Tamomi girl here living here, so what?. Get your crack head ass head into some rehab, I aint got time for this bull–"

Capricorn: "You know what i hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!"

Aquarius: "Once this bitch kicks I'm moving to Vegas."

Pisces: [Keiichirou incoherently screaming]

[dditjmej]

pregnant

audio from tmpgis. art by me

[tinywhaleemoji]

anyways im in a rut waiting for my new job to start but I got this remote controllable figure of shadow the hedgehog on a motorcycle so

[shadow-sombras]

Unmute NOW

[calamitycons]

Please for the love of god tell me where it is you purchased this because I want it for christmas

[ludmo-blog1]

oof

[what-even-is-thiss]

I want a relationship like this

[sandersstudies]

The himbo energy here is impeccable

[mohegan567]

Okay, I did NOT see that ending coming!

[thefullestco]

[bugmoment]

unrestrained rage moodboard

[corporationkills]

[nihongogogo]

‘For years, there’s only been one passenger waiting at the Kami-Shirataki train station in the northernmost island of Hokkaido, Japan: A high-school girl, on her way to class. The train stops there only twice a day—once to pick up the girl and again to drop her off after the school day is over.It sounds like a Hayao Miyazaki film. But according to CCTV News, it was a decision that Japan Railways—the group that operates the country’s railway network—made more than three years ago. At that time, ridership at the Kami-Shirataki station had dramatically fallen because of its remote location, and freight service had ended there as well. Japan Railways was getting ready to shut the station down for good—until they noticed that it was still being used every day by the high-schooler. So they decided to keep the station open for her until she graduates. The company’s even adjusted the train’s timetable according to the girl’s schedule. The unnamed girl is expected to graduate this March, which is when the station will finally be closed.’

[thecosmosowl]

[jotaillustrator]

[im-the-princess-now]

Baby girl graduated

[natsumeoww]

genshin doodle compilation