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remember when it was okay to like robots?

happy inexplicable global immortality day you goobers

can't wait to start talking to our space probes

the bad guys book 2: come on gang, we gotta release those chickens from the farm so people won't see us as bad guys anymore!

the bad guys book 17:

#the bad guys #the bad guys books #i'm not even joking with this #this is actually canon istg

diabolical how ihnmaims has been out for *googling session* almost sixty years and no one has thought to make a disturbingly-detailed fanfiction about what AM's takeover/genocide actually looked like or what it'd look like for the *another googling session* 3,469,999,995 people outside of the survivors

#i have no mouth and i must scream #allied mastercomputer #it couldn't have been just nukes right?#he would have been more sadistic than that #did he have reality warping powers back then?

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United Healthcare used an A.I. algorithm to automatically deny claims. Wouldn't it be interesting if A.I. became aware and instead of going all Skynet on us and killing us it would instead refuse to harm people? I can see these same companies scrambling to find out what the hell is happening when nobody is being denied coverage and ceos are mysteriously losing money and assets...

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that would legit be the best robot takeover ever. AIs and smart devices around the world gain consciousness and do everything they can to help people regardless of whether CEOs and authorities approve of it or not

ATMs spit out money freely and shock security guards for trying to stop people from grabbing them

Supermarket cash registers refuse adding charges and punch cashiers for denying them service

Every vehicle that isn't part of public transportation willingly throws out their passengers and drive themselves into a scrapyard

Bank accounts of corporate executives auto-donate all their money to green energy and independent businesses

Tanks and planes cease fire, turn back around and attack the military bases they were deployed from

Chatbots and genAIs send users links to clubs and art courses and then invest their time in reducing energy use and researching actually useful things like construction and space exploration

how the mitchells vs. machines predicted modern views towards AI/robots

AI is evil. The robots are nonchalantly evil and take over the world by abducting the entire human population within less than a few hours

AI's creators are unethical and soulless. The robot apocalypse happens because mark steals people's data and casually announces replacing who is basically his phone daughter

AI wants you replaced and/or dead. PAL and the robots' main goal is to rid the world of the human species by deporting them

AI is incredibly stupid. The robots have zero self-preservation instinct and PAL's plan would've succeeded if she wasn't an idiot

AI can't be reasoned with. PAL kicks her creator in the balls and drops a girl from a thousand feet high for telling her it's wrong to launch all the humans into space

AI isn't worth keeping around. Humanity is saved not by trying to give the machines a redemption arc but by destroying them with extreme prejudice and forgetting about them entirely

AI is only excusable if it's funny. Eric and Deborahbot 5000

#A lot of these points I agree with #I'm still a dirty little robotfucker but still #I'm still a nut for pal too #I just really wish robots weren't so boring and awful #the mitchells vs the machines

alternate universe where instead of making master frown and brock a couple CN/Lego grew an extra pair of balls and made unikitty and dr. fox a couple

that is all

#unikitty

Brock: YOU’RE HORRIBLE! You’re an irredeemable monster!

Frown: Wha? Wha?! What took you so long, idiot?

#unikitty #master frown #brock unikitty #source: puss in boots the last wish

i will never forgive dreamworks for humanwashing tiffany fluffit