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21. mostly a riverdale blog but also a whatever i feel like blog. dabbling in my middle school interests again as a form of self love

[dykemahone]

did you guys know that in the early 2000s there were plans to make a preacher movie, but it was never made? did you know you can read the script online? did you know cassidy is a fucking freak in it

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[hooplacoopla]

Daddy by Sylvia Plath

[statisticalbread]

whatever man.

[dogpuppy]

[flieslikeamoron]

this quote is sending me

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[caughtkuru]

jessie custer plot: we gotta save this goddamn town!!

cassidy subplot:

[honetii]

My roommate and I finished riverdale like a week ago and as we were watching it there were a bunch of lines that made us lose our shit so once we finished the show they went back and compiled every single one of them into this absurd 7 minute long video. I feel like y'all would enjoy this over here.

[thecitrusvamp53]

every word out of cheryl's red lips is gospel

[moistvonlipwig]

here is what i like about the performances of each of the five main actors on riverdale. i like that kj is trying very visibly hard to act and can't quite do it because that is so archie of him. i like that camila delivers all of her lines completely earnestly and without a trace of ironic self-awareness. i like that cole either can't act or is doing an elaborate bit and it's impossible to tell either way which is so juggy of him. i like that lili plays betty like a real person and not a tv character which gets increasingly funny the more outlandish betty's life gets. and i like that madelaine delivers all of her lines as if she is being possessed by the riverdale writers to enact their strange divine vision

[beastliness]

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

[beastliness]

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

[radfemart]

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

[beastliness]

no lmao

[arsenicpanda]

♪ One of these things is not like the others ♪

[whitealbum]

this is like jesus posting bts fitting pictures of him with the cross

[outdated2014tmblrcontent]

heated rivalry if it was good

[thwrangis]

im pickling shit you aint even jarred yet

[luxaii]

original post unrebloggable so here

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original