kellel

x-files, tloz, lu, royjamie, buddie, etc expert on the innate human desire for fictional sons with internalised homophobia

[kellelkallel]

Hi guys! I recently set up a Redbubble store (I’m not able to open comms, don’t have the time sadly).

If any of you guys would be interested in buying some of my art or supporting me, please check it out!

kaynvas Shop | Redbubble

kaynvas is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

(There’s Alien Stage art of mine on there too!)

[kellelkallel]

people saying grace is like rocky's dog. incorrect actually that man in his mid thirties is my dog #mydog

[salva6]

Oh…

Sir they’ve hit the second tower

[kellelkallel]

ohhhhkay so when trans people are trying to live their lives and transition in peace it's 'obscene', 'sexual' and 'indoctrination', but when photos of noem's husband participating in fetish where he crossdresses are released it's 'forcing him into the public eye' and 'breaching his privacy'..?

i would not give a fuck if it was anyone else, you do you, but these persecutors and their little media friends defending their double standards is disgusting.

[kellelkallel]

I think I hate Bychance for the same reason I hate epilogue boyfriend - Chance is a character we know nothing about and who has really no personality or relationship with Will!

Same with epilogue boyfriend! It's like Will doesn't get to have a love interest who is characterised beyond being attractive and who he has a complex/deep relationship with.

And Mike is right!!! there!!! The best friend who he's been in love with since forever! Who shares his interests and understands him in a way that only comes from years of knowing one another.

It probably comes from my perspective of being a big Mike fan as well because I think they're good for each other.

[elcorhamletlive]

You deleted my replies but your post is still in the tag, so before you block me, let me just say this is the kind of behavior that makes fandom unbearable: entitled idiots who think everyone needs to hear their bad takes at any cost.

I'll repeat: no one in the bychance tag cares or wants to read about why you hate the ship. People go into the tag because they want to see content. You are not Truth Coming Out Of Her Well to bring some bright take bychance shippers have somehow not heard yet. You're just one more annoying person clogging the tag.

Finally, implying a bunch of mostly queer people shipping gay ships are homophobic because they don't ship your boring, one-sided pairing with the boring, underdeveloped, canonically straight character you're a fan of is so dumb it's almost performance art.

[wellgollymygolly]

COUGHS,,, COUGHS LOUDLY,,,

[kellelkallel]

hey y'all - genuine mistake as I didn't realise there was an anti bychance tag. not going to block either of y'all I just don't love the ship, that's it.

absolutely my bad and I've removed the tag from my post (I'll double check this in a second but it should've gone through). bit sleep deprived at the moment lol - sorry! hope you guys have a good day :)

[kellelkallel]

SANTOS STOLE WHAT FROM THE ED??? I NEED HBO MAX NEOW

[kellelkallel]

I think I dislike Bychance for the same reason I hate epilogue boyfriend - Chance is a character we know nothing about and who has really no personality or relationship with Will!

Same with epilogue boyfriend! It's like Will doesn't get to have a love interest who is characterised beyond being attractive and who he has a complex/deep relationship with.

It probably comes from my perspective of being a big Mike fan as well because I think they're good for each other.

[kellelkallel]

The thing about me is that 9-1-1 episodes take me significantly longer to watch because I legally have to backtrack ten seconds all the time to sit in front of my TV and get frame-perfect photos of Buck and Eddie being a married couple

[kellelkallel]

byler theorisers ily but PLEASE stop using the google ai summary for your theories

[kellelkallel]

my interest in alex krycek is not nearly as inexplicable if you consider i was (and still am) an avid fan of the alex rider series as a child.

deeply traumatised russian assassin/spy who is just a bit strange + witty and also deeply traumatised secret agent guy who is very strange = fun dynamic whether you think it's platonic or romantic

[kellelkallel]

byler x-files au when. that's all i'm saying

[kellelkallel]

i really think they should give me free hbo max so i can watch the pitt. they know me getting into hucklerabbot (more than i am now, not having watched the show) would be a net positive for the world and they want to keep that from you all

[kellelkallel]

Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Pokemon Sun for the Nintendo 3DS :3

[kellelkallel]

Item: The Couch Rarity: ⏶ Common

Couch co-op or online?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Couch co-op - yelling at your friends is just so much more fun in person!

[faramirsonofgondor]

tim minear is evil btw

the fact that they’re paralleling each other in reverse is so INSANE to me 😭 why is no one talking about this

[bilosan]

madney and buddie parallel 8x10 Voices // 9x13 Mother's boy

[kellelkallel]

eddie literally sounds like he's saying 'you gotta be okay.' when he's holding buck...

buck will be but i won't! i won't, eddie! thanks!