Thrivin' & Survivin'

[fuks]

[brucebocchi]

Hubert: Professor. A moment of your time.

Byleth: ...

Hubert: I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that I have dedicated my life to serving Lady Edelgard. She appears to have taken quite a liking to you. She trusts you, and because of this, I do not. I will not hesitate to kill you where you stand. I own countless daggers and razors personally handcrafted for me by every blacksmith in the Adrestian Empire. I would be wanted for murder in Faerghus, Dagda, and Brigid if their patrolmen possessed the barest amount of intellect to even suspect me. I can name more types of distinct poisons than there are stars in the night sky. I would gladly smite you on the altar at your own wedding, even if Lady Edelgard saw it fit to be your bride. You would do well to consider this a threat, Professor, and it is not an idle one. Good day.

Byleth: ...

A literal Nintendo game: Byleth and Hubert’s support level is now B!

[weirdness-is-good]

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

[cctinsleybaxter]

This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.

[hijo-de-enki]

[unclefather]

[6000c]

bro how am i suppose to suck ur dick if our aesthetics dont match

[theherocomplex]

I’M YELLING

[dictacontrion]

the best twitter exchange of the week has an update: 

[argumate]

as god is her witness she will get you laid and comprehensive healthcare

[cipheramnesia]

The future liberals want.

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[fore-seer]

i made the mistake of looking at the height chart

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Thinking about the time when I was 19 & I went to see some people I knew in a musical and a guy was singing “Don’t Tell Mama” and he climbed, sultry as anything, off the stage mid-song, recognized me in the audience, sat on my lap and opened a flask, and I was like “this is a performance so it’s gonna be water” so I let him take my face in his hand and tip my head back in front of the entire audience, and he poured fireball directly down my throat.

[jehovahhthickness]

[idekfam]

THIS RIGHT HERE

[seilnakyle]

Lara Croft reading notes from someone who died from traps or monsters in the tomb she’s currently raiding: rip to that guy but I’m different

[mysharona1987]

[unclefather]

I cry every time I read this

[the-tree-line]

thanks dad

[pointnclickadventuregame]

the first episode: archie and friends go sadly swimming before his court date

last episode: bettys mother is an fbi informant for an organ harvesting cult, jughead and betty share a half brother that is alive and working for the fbi, there is a secret decades long cult based off dnd and called gng that had to be defeated by teenager archers and also it’s implied that everyone is going to murder jughead in the future

[onceiwashere]

the cults are all fully unrelated by the way

[pointnclickadventuregame]

also cheryl is happily living with the corpse of her murdered brother. slipped my mind. whoops!

[ericahannah]