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Christian holidays are annoying because you have to hear everyone's hot takes on how, like, Ash Wednesday is actually appropriating the ancient pagan holiday of Ashtaroth Wenzde, first attested to in a Rosicrucian text in 1898 on Cracked.com
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Slow-cooking my butter chicken at 150F for eight hours in order to emulate that “been sitting under a heat lamp since 9 AM” texture of my favourite buffet place.
@fickdichistwarum replied:
Please don’t you’re going to give yourself food poisoning.
Slow-cooking chicken at 150F is perfectly safe. You use higher temperatures in a conventional oven because the interior temperature of the meat is going to be considerably lower than the air temperature of the oven with such short cooking times, but if you’re slow-cooking something for hours and hours inside a closed vessel, the meat’s interior temperature basically matches that of cooking vessel after a while. An interior temperature of 150F is more than sufficient to kill anything nasty that might be lurking in poultry, at least if you hold it at that temperature for a couple of hours.
(The reason some buffet food is a food poisoning risk is because they hang the heat lamps too far from the food, and only end up holding a temperature of around 120F, which is cold enough for some food-borne bacteria to survive.)
@spinningthehamsterwheel replied:
Safe internal temp for chicken is 165F, not 150F
The commonly cited 165F figure for poultry is a recommendation based on a set of worst-case-scenario assumptions about how the meat is being prepared. It just gets treated as a magic number because nobody wants to get sued; in practice, 150F is fine if you know what you’re doing.
That's why I sous vide chicken at 155 usually
whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be
Noir detectives are actually meant to be stressed, it’s their natural state. A Noir detective with nothing to be stressed about, will quickly revert to a more highly stressed state than normal.
Noir detectives require stress to be healthy, that’s why it’s a good idea to make sure that an Inside Detective has access to regular difficult and alarming cases to solve and also a shower they can stand in (fully clothed or not) to agonize, since they can’t go out in the rain. Don’t be alarmed if they bang their little fists on the tile and howl, that’s a normal part of the display. If they sit on the floor and cry, though, they may be overstimulated and need some hard alcohol and a nap to help them settle down.
It can be difficult, but if you have a friend with a Femme Fatale, arranging a (supervised) playdate can be enriching to both of them.
what was this movie even
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director
what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs
I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids
Well boys, I am officially maidenless. I feel like I should be sadder about it, it was 4 years, but I really just don't feel much about it. It's been a week, and since the night it happened, I haven't felt angry, sad, or really much about it. I've felt better since in general, but I still miss the relationship.
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people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday
happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday
do you love the colour of the basilosaurus
everyone tagging this as “do you love the colour of the spine” is funnier than me
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