"I refuse to ever take anything back" -comic_sans

Jaded and upset Help

[traumasuggestion]

I’m allowed to be angry about what happened. I am allowed to be angry about what you did.

[sashayed]

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

[dankmemesx420]

[pharmage]

he died

[meronpi]

[reactionfaces]

[cizayox]

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

[michaonthemoon-blog]

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

[academicfeminist]

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

[dafuqyouwantfrumme]

This is good

[victorious]

[thorgyorgy]

Things she did: THAT.

[androginking]

y'all been sleeping on miami drag cause it’s always been A1

[habitualshaker]

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

[christel-thoughts]

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New Generation 916 x Migos

[motivatedprince]

they wave…so wavy

[dandelionkicker]

they ate this…

[1-800-jxz]

Straight heat

[clarknokent]

KillT it

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

getting chased as a mccree is a nightmare like… he moves so slowly… once a winston tried to solo ult me and chased me, fast and glowing red and roaring down a corridor and it was just me combat rolling backwards. i killed him but i was. so fucking scared.

[whitewashedhanzo]

“mccree that winston is headed right for you! get the fuck over here!”

“im power walkin’ as fast as these chaps’ll take me lena.” 

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Art Prints By Beeple

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[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[75orchids]

how normies dance:

how GAMERS dance:

[lovecrimers]

Made these in honor of pride month! 

[pridemonthenthusiasts-deactivat]

wheres straight pride??? smh brb killing self

[hate-police]

good.

[igglooaustralia]

LMFAOO watch this please

[jas-is-a-babe]

Omg

[yungbara]

I thought it was gonna be some stupid edit but wow this is oscar worthy

[noyesnoyesyesno]

THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN LMFAOOOOOO

[jehovahhthickness]

I can’t stop watching

[tranquillust]

honestly..just watch

[userboxer]