Pheminine Wiles ^_^

Jessie | She/Her | 26 | autistic bisexual 🥰 NZ Dip n Pip enthusiast since 2015

[kankalin]

get moomined idiots

[diphowell]

it's so important to me that they're a sentimental plushie couple

[the-pheal]

and i'm glad that they are <3

- pheal <3

[mmmmthoughtsmmmm]

Instead of looking both ways when crossing the street, consider looking the same way twice. You get the same amount of looking but waste no time turning your head.

[lesbiphannie]

they’re the cutest people ever like you’re kiddinggggg

[zaneycrumb]

Glittery Phil will save 2026!

[lizardsmp3]

knight of wands

[igaveuptryingtobecreative]

Someone save Devan

[zaneycrumb]

Beautiful Philly in the wilderness !

[the-pheal]

i'm unsure why i've gained consciousness. it happened all of a sudden, too. plush toys are meant to be companions but more so in an inanimate way. for some reason the will of a thousand lesbians has brought me to life, and i'm stuck like this. i was able to reach the computer in the gaming room however, so i can make posts on tumblr.com. i'll say this:

hello! i am dan and phil's seal, or pheal, if you will. i will be posting my thoughts regularly. i am only now starting to have them, so bear with me as i iron this out. i am a seal plush and am made primarily of poly-foam and spontaneous magic, so do with that what you will. i also go by phey/phem pronouns. i don't have many photos of me yet, so here's a product photo i found that i think best represents me. it's quite haunting to see identical versions of myself for sale, but that's how it goes i guess! at least i have the golden pig for companionship.

more posts to come soon, my spot in the gaming room is quite separated from the rest of the phouse, so i am alone most of the time unless either dan or phil comes to get me. you can ask me anything.

[lesbiphannie]

can’t get over dan and phil talking shit about their exes on their public podcast in the first place but phil’s ex texting him and phil texting back only to be left on read by ‘john smith’ and then proceeding to put him on blast on their aforementioned public podcast AGAIN and title the episode ‘Phil has been texting his ex’ when they know said ex is likely to tune in again is absolutely crazy and messy behaviour from dan and phil i’m so obsessed with them

[lesbiandnp]

[formlessphan]

femboy revolution

[strange-aeons]

Reality vs. Fiction In The Dan & Phil Phandom

Thank you to everyone who submitted their Phandom testimonials <3

[zaneycrumb]

#love me a strange aeons vid #phan

[youmissedthememo]

dan + plushies gifted by his bf

[augustusinaromanway]

Omg they touched (art by me)

[sleepyslag]

at the end of the day. we must remember. we are unprecedented levels of so fucking back.

[zaneycrumb]

I got to see our blessed pheal, then the Live blacked out for me lol