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Who Am I?

Hi, you can call me Phelia (they/she), I identify as Girlflux and Ace. I'm pretty sporadic, but still creative and passionate.

You can find me on a couple other sites, linked below:

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Pixilart

Spotify

And in games:

Limbus Company: Y844108923

Project Sekai (EN): 244539312341807106

Puella Magi Madoka Magica Exedra: 82013230936G

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the-worm-in-his-head

"Apologies for the lengthy wait, I did this revolutionary thing called "forgetting", highly recommend. The query follows as such: In front of you there is a gatehouse leading to a tower. Through controlling RFK jr, would you (the worm) be able to puppeteer what remains of RFKs vocal cords in order to teach him bartations, commune with a small man at the front of the gatehouse, and manage to convince him that his current job is a dead end career-wise where he wont be able to achieve much else other that his current position, while simultaneously loading a blunderbuss, or some sort of vaguely archaic projectile weapon dated around the late 17th century and face off in a duel against a small child from Estonia who has in their possession a separate worm loaded into a miniature trebuchet, which they have been trained on how to fire and plan to fire directly into RFKjrs ear canal and by doing so, send in their own worms to try and seize control of the remaining neurons firing withing RFKjrs cerebrum.

If this occurs and a worm does enter RFKjrs brain, the small Estonian child will then alert a man named Hugo Herzegovina, a man hailing from Bosnia and one who has been promised a golden plover made of genuine 24 karat gold to push a button, releasing a swarm of homonculi from 6 grates arranged in a hexagonal pattern around the gatehouse, meaning thay you would have to both fight off the invading worms in the brain and manage to control RFKjr well enough to either flee towards the tower or fight off the homonculi that would be pouring out of the grates.

Be aware that the homonculi are a meager 3 feet tall, however they have the ability to squeeze through remarkably small holes around 3.4 inches wide, incidentally the exact size of the grate holes. If and only if you manage to defeat the first barage of rapscallions, a portal will open up 16 feet and 10 inches ahead of you leading to Wyoming.

There, you must remove yourself from RFKjrs brain and split yourself into 25 different groups, which you will then use to burrow yourself into an apple.

Once you have borrowed 19 of your worm bodies into the apple (no more and no less lest dire consequences arise) you must control RFKjr to consume the apple. With this, because of the specs that Wyoming is currently running on, it will temporarily crash the state, at which point you must use the bartations that you learned earlier and recite the national anthems of at least 12 relatively significant countries in said bartations.

This will grant you administrator abilities for a brief while and the consequent ability to access the time machine, which is still in beta testing. At this point it should be obvious what you need to do: go back in time, recruit future RFKjr into the CIA, and assassinate JFK, in order to prevent Wyoming from forming using a reverse butterfly effect.

Doing this and then returning through the time machine/teleportation device, you will be transported back to Wyoming, but since it doesnt exist in the new timeline, you will be released onto the front steps of an ominous tower, skipping a rather convoluted array of traps and gags that would have taken precious days off of RFKjrs life, due to this shocking plot twist I will now present you with: the past CIA are aware of the ability to access the beta version of the time machine/teleportation device, and in order to prevent and of the other 49 states from fading from existence, they plant a chip in every recruit that joins, so that none of them do something rash like burger burger burger mmm hamburger cause Vermont to dissappear.

This chip that the CIA planted into RFKjr is currently leaking several thousand strains of toxins into Bobby's body, however the current buildup of several decades of toilet seat coke, raw milk bacteria, and pond scum have caused the process which would usually kill someone instantly to last for 3 days. If and only if you have managed to follow these instructions to the letter, you will be presented with a choice of 6 different colors, each aligning with a different store chain. Red for Michaels, Orange for JCPenney, Yellow for Dennys, Green for Worm LLC, Blue for Mattress Firm, and Violet for Hobby Lobby.

At this point you will want to have RFKjr avoid eye contact with it, for any reference to pride would cause several arteries in his skull to brust and he would die of internal bleeding within minutes. For the next 6 feet, you must stick your worm body (presumably now reformed from when you split yourself 25 times) out of RFKjrs ear and act as a periscope so that you may lead RFK towards the door.

From here you must answer the following set of queries from each company guardian to open the door, these are the following questions: Michaels: "its me, Michael Michaels. Convince me why I should put pizza in my stores." JCPenney: "I am Jermiah Coriander Penney. Can you please get me out of this doorway help me I am stuck with 6 other interns." Dennys: "It's me, Denny. Should I form a company militia in order to reestablish peace among my feudal nation of Dennys" Worm LLC: "Apple worm in the apple" Mattress Firm: "Hey duuuude it's me Matthew Firminal check out how firm these mattresses are duuuuude, like dude do you like want to buy one of these like duuuude check out how firm these are youll get such a nice rest on these duuuuude." Hobby Lobby: "The name's Lobbert. Hobbert Lobbert. I know one of these other six brands aren't a real person but just a worm pretending to be one of us. As a worm, would you be able to sniff out which one of us I should turn into the authorities for personal impersonation of a person?"

Be aware that each of these questions have a correct and incorrect answer, and you must choose correctly for each one, or else they wont let you past their door. If you do manage to correctly answer each question, they will fuse into one large corporation known as Dillard's, at which point they will be so grateful that they will open the door the were once stuck in, allowing passage through. Making your way inside, you will find yourself (as RFKjr, of couse) trapped inside a room with a Boeing 787 dreamliner, and a book labeled "Washing machines for dummies and worms controlling politicianz" (the z was added so that it looks cool). In this room, you must overcome your dislike for Boeing and it's general defunct-ness in order to build a dual-spin washing machine out of the airplane within one day, or else Bobby wont have enough strength nor stamina to construct a washing machine.

Thankfully, there is a small peice of sentient gorganzola who is willing to part ways with his alien-style mech suit for a well-worded argumentative essay, if it is written within 30 minutes. For this, you must remove the small pencil embedded in a nearby clipboard and grab a sheet of A10 printer paper from the several piles of paper stacked around the "Washing machines for dummies and worms controlling politicianz" manual. If you have managed to both create a strongly worded paper using Bobby's "soft, delicate" hands and construct a washing machine in time, the sentient gorganzola will be impressed, and allow you access to their coveted cord of CVS receipts that lead to the top of the tower, which you will then have to scale without slipping and falling to your certain demise.

Would you then be able to reach the top of the tower and confront the second Kennedy, known as Kennevil, who would then produce a choice for you to make. He will hold out 2 glasses of milk, one pasteurized and one raw. Due to the amount of toxins currently being blocked by a buildup of raw milk, if any more raw milk is added the toxins will be able to break through, and both RFKjr and you would be dead within mere seconds. Within the pasteurized milk, however, holds the anti-CIA time traveller serum.

If you would be able to control Bobby well enough for him to resist the siren song of the raw milk, Kennevil would grant you access via helicopter towards Inner Pear Rock, Bermuda, the heart of the splinter organization's base. Once inside, you will be directed down to the 23rd underground level, where an arena will be set up.

In this arena, Bobby prime (the one that you would be currently controlling) would have to face off against Bobicious Franklevil Kennevil, the the head honcho of the splinter organization Kennevil explains to you that there would be no convincing him or any his organization out of this battle.

If they win, they plan to destroy all worms and other various wriggly creatures. If and only if you and RFKjr made it this far, the psychic link between RFKjr prime and the material plane should have melted, allowing him and subsequently you to use telekinesis. Would you then be able to defeat Bobicious Franklevil Kennevil, save wormkind from total wormaggedon, and find out where that sentient brand fusion that was guarding the door went?

I do none of this. Specifically:

"If this occurs and a worm does enter RFKjrs [sic] brain," meaning that if a worm does not enter Bobby's brain, I am able to avoid the humonculi, which prevents the portal + apple, which prevents the time machine, which prevents the CIA chip. (I will use earplugs to prevent worm infiltration)

Since I have not "...managed to follow these instructions to the letter," the colors will not appear, meaning there is no Pride to kill Bobby, no Brands Personified, no Dillards, and no dreamliner, no washing machine, no gorganzola. (Side note, we could theoretically take our sweet time on the washing machine, as Bobby keeps himself quite fit, and we are an excellent argumentative writer. Same with the CVS cord)

No cord means no climbing the tower, which means no duel, which means no Kennevil.

Since "...there would be no convincing him or any [sic] his organization out of this battle," and they plan to unleash wormaggedon if they win this duel, then not engaging with Kennevil prevents wormageddon. I softlock Kennevil + his splinter group by doing nothing. Since I will likely be able to avoid Kennevil and therefore prevent a duel indefinitely, I will declare Kennevil defeated, wormaggedon prevented, and sentient brand fusion to be nowhere, because their individual components did not fuse, and therefore Dillard's does not exist.

the-worm-in-his-head

Since this is a decently fun scenario,

Should the worm go through this scenario without loophole-ing it?

Yes

Voting ended onAug 5

officialish-cdc

Cheater do it the right way

the-worm-in-his-head

look, I will but it's a big endeavor. Also, also, my meatbag is a lawyer, I should use his skills.

officialish-cdc

"The worm is rather clever.. although I expected something of this accord, I will have to write a better question it seems" -The questions guy

the-worm-in-his-head

Get good, scrub.

#...?

scarletdestiney

New Vocaloid, Yuecheng!~

#vocaloid #vocaloid yuecheng

yeb-cat

Xingchen! I rlyrlyrlyrlyrly like xingchen.

#vocaloid #xingchen infinity

I can fix her!

*points to a stack of media that didn't do right by their story/characters/relationships/everything*

#my toxic trait #I swear to god for the longest time I was mostly in fandoms that the source material kinda sucked #I would have a couple of games or whatever that I didn't have notes on. but dear lord.#fandom stuff #fanfic stuff #misc stuff

designing-witch-forms-4-ur-faves

Oswald the lucky rabbit, specifically the version from the Epic Mickey game.

Iwwerks : The junkyard witch

#oswald!!!#puella magi madoka magica #epic mickey #pmmm witches #oswald the lucky rabbit

grindermk52

No , little British boy ! Don't go to A Corp ! They'll kill You

#project moon #library of ruina #lor chesed

gazumirei

Somewhat lazy Crackship doodle (tomodachi life related)

These 2 have been married for 108 days now

#project moon #lobotomy corporation #doki doki literature club #lobcorp angela #ddlc monika

ratbuchet

big fan of the way this was the floor lineup recommended to me by a guide on the black silence

jokes aside its pretty thematically beautiful bc these 3 r arguably the patrons who understand roland the most. gebura went on a grief induced murder rampage once. binah saw rolands entire backstory. netzach is his drinking buddy who probably heard things while roland was drunk

#project moon #library of ruina #lor spoilers #lor gebura #lor binah #lor netzach

userfish

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

userfish

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#lmao

writing-prompt-s

Several "silent protagonist" type adventurers are getting on the guilds nerves with their refusal to speak, so in an attempt to teach them a lesson the guild leadership forces them to team up. Much to the guilds annoyance they all manage to work together flawlessly in spite of never speaking.

#writing prompts