I just picked up Pokémon Go again for the first time in many years, and… I can’t quite explain why, but Professor Willow just strikes me as having the most enthusiastic chaos energy.
Seriously, every time this guy pops up on screen I’m half expecting him to be dangling upside down by his ankle from a tree as he tells me about the latest brainwave he’s had about Pokémon.
Maybe it’s the hair. That’s the hair of a man who’s tried to pat one too many wild, electric-type Pokémon.














