I'm from outer space

Two heads, three arms, just an average white Person.

[lakemojave]

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

[awsomecutecats]

He loves getting raked by the back scratcher. He is my zen garden

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oneheadtoanother]

[candlelightsinner]

his dick must be insane tho

[thelatekingslayerjaime-blog]

[gutsygills]

man, why won’t my cat do this

[gay-irl]

[andremichaux]

Batman & Robin (1997)

[catchymemes]

[alex51324]

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

[nicoleartist]

Which starter Pokemon

Bulbasaur

Charmander

Squirtle

Voting ended onJan 27, 2023

[radiofreederry]

It’s sooo funny that Fountain still pisses them off this much

[sarkos]

Would that make Piss Christ Centrist?

[therobotmonster]

The ever popular third-grader's conflation of technique and art, skill and vision, aesthetic realism and creativity.

Because realism, sharp detail and technical skill? Those are easy to judge. They don't really require thought or consideration. They can be quickly assessed aesthetically and ranked. You can call one artist a "better" artist than another because their technical skills are more advanced. Context, meaning, what you bring to the table, that's all easy to ignore.

And to the point about the quality of religious art? Maybe that was true, when the church had all the money and was suing art as a means of propaganda. But what did those artists do the moment that hegemony slipped just a little?

And without that money and hegemony, what does Christian art look like?

[badassdemonsword]

Omg

[badassdemonsword]

[maureen2musings]

Piping Plover chick

greggardphoto

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

was so amused by this i sent this to my family group chat and i don’t think my dad really knew what to make of it

[luminarai]

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY

[tlematimun]

from uncle david’s insta:

“thirty years + and counting”

[simpledyiing]

😭 it’s a sad day in the world

we love you, Uncle David.. rest easy ♥️

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

If you’d like to support Uncle David you can donate here 💗

[lungthief]

[icaruspendragon]

[moorishflower]

VICTORY SHRIIIIIIIEK

[thebibliosphere]

This is the first time I've found anything out via this meme and I'm okay with that.