ZappableGiraffe

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Them: Why don't you do that later?

Me: I'm doing it now so I don't forget

Them: Why don't you just remember to do it later?

Me: ...... yeah, that's not happening

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Are you McFucking Trucking Lots O’ Lucking me right now?

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This is about D&D being cancelled AGAIN

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Are you McFucking Trucking Lots O’ Lucking me right now?

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AOC? You mean Attack On Cortez?

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You WANT Miette like church girl who go to church and read her bible?

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I tolerate you. So much.

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Did you just assass my gengen?

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Hufflepuff and a Slytherin

Prefect: *To a new Slytherin student* I am assigning you a buddy. You need human company.

Slytherin Student: No. I am heartless, cold and cunning I need no on--

Prefect: *shoves Hufflepuff towards Slytherin* Here.

Hufflepuff Student: *looks Slytherin up and down* *smiles* *hugs*

Slytherin: *hugs back* please don't leave me.

Prefect: *smirks*

Slytherin: Shut up.

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This meets with Hufflepuff stamp of approval!

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO PIES IN A SEANAPPLE UNDER THE LIVE

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TED Talk stands for Tits, Evil, and Dicks

I will not elabrate

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*kisses your forehead 4 times from your right to left*

“A kiss for all four of your heads!” *A goblin-like voice echoes from the nearby shadows*

“Ooh, kinky!” “SHUT THE FUCK UP, DANNY DEVITO!”

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Tip for trans folks! Make your name something ridiculous!

I don't care how feminine someone looks; if I'm allowed to call them Bob, I'm absolutely fucking going to

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

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This is Vox Machina

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Very acephobic of you to assume I even know what sexual attraction IS, much less know enough about it to determine if I experience it or not

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WOOOOWEE GIRL, I bet that ass jiggles more'n 20 pounds of jello in a Jeep down a country road

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uwu

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THIS IS A CERTIFIED BIMBO MOMENT

By the way, I mean it positively like himbo, but y'know, they do be a she