Get out, while you still can.

hi im zach ur on my blog

[sharmelshack]

[alexander]

i choked reading this

[morefunthanb4]

No!

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[piecomic]

[thefilmfatale]

[zerostigma]

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

[perissologist]

remember when we thought THIS was wild

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

How was the world so pure 4 years ago

[gamgee]

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

[cinged-deactivated20180706]

[fuks]

[austinmeowdodge]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[shadows-and-starlight]

I don’t even know what my favorite part about this is. This is some modern art right here.

[oomshi]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[theonion]

[wadewilson-parker]

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

[fwizard]

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

[theannoyingalien]

Bill Clinton straight up used to look like gibby from icarly

fUCK HE DID

I’m crying this is horrible

[blumpkin-spice-latte-deactivate]

Best scene the food network has ever produced

[jimbenton]

[lightincubus]