My blog sucks so much and i dont even care anymore

hi, I'm Ruby and I'm drowning in my own apathy

[gxyro]

any creepy pasta ever

“and this is where things got weird.”

[gxyro]

“long time lurker, first time poster”

[gxyro]

“thats when i nope-ed the fuck out of there”

[snout-emergence-deactivated2018]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[borklords]

Me: Hi I stole me and replaced me with an imposter

Poor, hapless airport security: you were kidnapped or did the kidnapping

Me: yes

[salyagalpal-deactivated20171027]

checking in on youtubers after years of not watching them

[miafetus54-deactivated20160124]

[lord-kitschener]

[catmeme-moved]

òwó

you undewestimate my abiwities, mr pwesident

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

sean spicer last words

[blockheadjnr]

My mom has an Echo and every time I walk into my moms house I say “Hey Alexis! Play a high pitch sound!” And it goes “Ok. Playing High Pitch Sound 7” and lets out this screech for 2 minutes and my entire family hates it

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via GeauxTiger)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[intergalacticboner]

me: hey mom look what i got

mom: it better not be a frog

me:

[unclefather]

me: *yelling in my house* Alexa come down here and suck my dick!

[unflatteringpicturesofbenwyatt]

[pettycentral]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via cruztec)