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celine-deyonce

medievalthymes

what do you MEAN they don’t have gregorian chants at this karaoke bar? what kind of establishment is this?

bileshroom

memeclassheroes

stealthysurf

king

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rinagade

Haaaaa 😂

cloudmancy

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

cloudmancy

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

oh fuck offffffffffhjshakdnkdmxbdmdbs

memesonthehour

alright fuck you guys this is gold

weaver-z

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

dingdongyouarewrong

they hate to see a girlbug winning

shiftythrifting

FOOT LETTUCE shirt found at Bargain Hunters in Charlotte, NC

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thekidsfromyestergay

So you're telling me one of the tramp stamps is ace and one "will sleep with anyone"? Damn, someone should make that into a webseries

emos-at-ihop

It-it....it c... it cou-could be... it could be called all... all or... all or noth- it could be calle-

brostateexam

insomniac-arrest

Reviewing 1950s Nuclear Family Barbecuing Art

Notice how the wife is in the background waving for help before she plans to toss her son into the river, she wishes the husband would look at her, but the husband only cares for MEAT– pay attention to these themes for they will show up later.

wife is still in the background and MEAT is still in the foreground, but she is happy this time in her virginal white dress and all is right with the world. There son has yet to be tossed into the river.

TWO children now with a girl child learning to dispense not only MEAT but alcohol, the wife is in the background, but her smile is frozen and stiff on her face. She knows what the raggedy anne doll at the bottom knows.

everyone is so fucking HYPED for this new meat STICK– no longer limited to the round, finite circle. The father is the most excited of all. Watch as friend Tommy enters the scene from the background and the wife is now wearing pink instead of white. She will never return to her perfect unknowing ways.

1950s gay fucking panic. the circular meat is burning. the wife is wearing red. Jimmy and Tommy are going to go on a “fishing trip” and he won’t look her in the eye when they return. The other wife in white lives in ignorance, but not for long as DOUBT enters her expression.

the wife has finally taken center stage. She sets the table without looking at her husband who stands guiltily with his weird magic stick in the background. The daughter rushes away from her brother who has emerged from the river to hover across the ground and seek vengeance.

They are a broken family with only MEAT in the center left to remain.

insomniac-arrest

being a fine arts student isn’t so hard.