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nurikai replied to your post:
I want babies from you pls Thats all I want in life so gay for you
im all yours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
hey so say you’re a writer or something, right? sure is difficult to get people to read original prose these days, isnt it???
wouldnt it be easier if you had some kind of clear visual format in which to showcase your ideas??? WELL HEY
i make comics and i make them fast as hell
i also happen to be trying to move out of my house, which is mainly hindered by the fact that i’m broke as all fuck, so i’m not in a position to be too picky right now
so here’s the deal, right?
give me a clear, detailed script and i’ll bang some comics out for you dirt cheap
dirt cheap??? dirt cheap
$20: 1-5 pages
$40: 6-10 pages
so on, so forth. i’ll do as many as you want if youre down to pay for it, i dont care
+$10 for lettering
not currently offering color? it absorbs a ton of time i’m sorry
these prices are batshit low but hey
i’m trying to get on a plane here, what can you do
send me an ask or email me at [email protected] and we’ll set some shit up
things i’m good at:
actiony shit
detailed background stuff
things i’m bad at:
people standing around talking? i can and will do it, its just harder to make seem dynamic and interesting
animals arent my strongest suit in the world
neither are cars
once i draw your thing, you own it! its totally yours to do literally whatever you want with
however, when it comes to public distribution of the pages (whether you’re selling them or not or not), regarding credit:
please note that i’m the one who drew it! if possible, link back to this very post
feel free to alter any of the pages! just please be sure to clearly note what changes you made to it so people do not assume it was me
this is… a massively difficult undertaking but i need money desperately so i can get my shit together and get out, so i’m willing to do what i need to here
even if you can’t/don’t wanna buy anything, i’d also really super appreciate it if you could reblog this
thanks, yo
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I'm a demon in disguise nice guy with fire in my eyes And all of these nice things I say are lies Lord of the flies I'm Beelzebub incarnate with my Eternal spirit of evil Bane lives in me, though, and we go To the corner feelin' ornery, grab the first girl we see and give her a mother fuckin' compliment Fuck negativity, all of this bad inside of me just trying to get out I'm not about that, it can't win, I'll begin to fight him, I hear voices though, man I seriously hear fuckin' voices sometimes, man Don't even get me started on Max, cause I'm not even decided Is he good or evil? Why's there grey behind his eyelids? What eyelids? My ride is red, just like my intentions, Bitch I'll put you in detention You don't wanna end up in this retention pond, one too many I think? So throw up in your kitchen sink and wheel around to no one there You could just swear you heard a snicker, a chuckle You fucking chuckle-head I'll fucking string you up and leave you left for dead My head is red, just like my contentions I hate lots of shit, it's my defensive position fuck these situations I'm in, can't win It's futile, but I seem to keep trying I just keep buying into this philosophy, man, it's roped me in, man, ropeburns on my skin I'll never learn at this rate, cause failure is a habit But if I can't have it, ain't no one gonna grab it I might be a demon, I'm dreamin' of ways to go and conquer the world Yeah, I'm constantly schemin' in my own mind A master of my crimes, made by my design Just read between the lines, I'm subliminal A constant criminal, I should be locked up Chalk it up to luck Scream out "what the fuck!" He pulled his dick out on tv? Ain't that what a rockstar does? TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY
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a ps4 console
Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag
Battlefield 4
Destiny (preorder)
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Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)
Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count
Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)
Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner
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oh my god someone reblogged my shit i have to rap Straight piss, you bitch listen to me when I scream about green, I'm a fiend for the cream of nature, I'm a rager, witha fucking pager from the nineties, like please, get on my level, fuck this drivel, I'ma get on my swivel, 180 (This is my rebuttal rap for when people force me into a rap battle.)