[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[princesstigerbelle]

[theweirdwideweb]

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[kittiezandtittiez]

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[fuckthesharks]

[gravegospel]

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

No, wait you don’t understand. 

That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE.

that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society.

Here she is.

The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe.

She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three.

Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck.

This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team.

I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING:

FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER. 

She had her own livestream to check in on her.

SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION

And so I know what you’re gonna say here.

Well… what happened to Jo, though.

Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted. 

And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI.

The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks. 

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[shiftythrifting]

[deejay]

Me AF

[derezzcartes]

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

[sluttydilf-deactivated20160731]

[ammit420]

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

[weloveshortvideos]

this cat got hands

[yourbigsisnissi]

on sight

[nativescience]

⚰

[hellopetrichora]

The tiger after he got them hands™️

[nerdjpg]

Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.

[marisatomay]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

me: “this chart doesn’t even make sense, it’s just the same words on both axes, what the fuck is a goth goth”

me, after looking at it for ten seconds: “this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen”

[cashcutie]

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

[ex-plore]

concept: me, in a few years, having my shit together

[dankmemesreasonforliving]