zelkoi

the koi.

[havingapoemwithyou]

Telemachus’ Detachment by Louise Glück

[nixscriptum]

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[maxofs2d]

Firefox 148 rolls out with the promised AI kill switch: here's how to enable it

The "Block AI Enhancements" toggle was originally introduced in Firefox 148 Nightly in January following significant community backlash afte

The Firefox "AI kill switch" is here.

Go to Settings > AI controls. There, you can toggle the "master kill switch" on to fully block all the features, which means two things:

you won't see them,

you can't even be asked about them.

The default state is, like before, "available". This means the features are NOT on by default (they never were), but Firefox will let you know about them where they exist (e.g. when you create your first tab group) so that you can choose to opt in.

Please note that Firefox for Android or iOS have never included AI features, so you won't see these settings on your smartphones or tablets.

Please also note that, unlike popular belief here on Tumblr, besides "chatbot in sidebar" (which is simply embedding the same page you'd have normally browsed to), none of these features have ever interacted with anything outside your PC, because they download a small model to your computer, to do everything locally. These small models have never been and are not downloaded until you explicitly agree to turn on one of the features.

[peachphernalia]

had to make a new ref for my stupid minecraft character cause the stupid idiot died . he’s stupid

[nooneyouknow43]

hi I know literally nothing about minecraft but this guy is pretty neat do you wanna be friends

[peachphernalia]

had to make a new ref for my stupid minecraft character cause the stupid idiot died . he’s stupid

[nooneyouknow43]

hi I know literally nothing about minecraft but this guy is pretty neat do you wanna be friends

[peachphernalia]

had to make a new ref for my stupid minecraft character cause the stupid idiot died . he’s stupid

[nooneyouknow43]

hi I know literally nothing about minecraft but this guy is pretty neat do you wanna be friends

[peachphernalia]

had to make a new ref for my stupid minecraft character cause the stupid idiot died . he’s stupid

[nooneyouknow43]

hi I know literally nothing about minecraft but this guy is pretty neat do you wanna be friends

[zelkoi]

Made a joke about this idiot rocking a maid outfit and Mars actually drew it XD

It was a fun little coloring project

He’s not normally in a maid outfit I swear he’s normal I sw

[peachphernalia]

tumblr say hi to my ugly cat enderman thing oswin . except him before he was resurrected it’s a long story

[peachphernalia]

had to make a new ref for my stupid minecraft character cause the stupid idiot died . he’s stupid

[nooneyouknow43]

hi I know literally nothing about minecraft but this guy is pretty neat do you wanna be friends

[zelkoi]

I’m in love with Ozzy guys you don’t get it

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[sister-lucifer]

reblog and share immediately

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

Don't just spread it around. Take action. If you are affected by this, challenge it. Get your ballot resubmitted. If you aren't, take action on their behalf. Help them find who to call, the steps to take, the paperwork to file. Exposure isn't going to stop this problem - action is.

[sister-lucifer]

We Can Make an Impact.

Restart (Recount) the US Election, and don't concede, Kamala! Vote Harris 2024! 💙

the original recount petition got taken down BUT HERES THE NEW ONE!!!

[dazzeejazzee]

Change.org petitions nearly always do nothing. Instead, you SHOULD contact the White House, if anything else do it in addition to signing.

• Go to this website: https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

• Submit directly to the president

• Click the first option, select your reasoning as election security.

State these pieces of information in a paragraph:

• 32 fake Bomb Threats were called into democratic leaning poll places, rendering polls to be closed for at least an hour

• A lot of people reporting their ballots weren't counted for various reasons that are not very sound seeming. (Signature invalidation, information that vote counter could not have had)

• This all occurred in swing states (PA, Nevada, Georgia, ETC.)

• This is all too coincidental that these things happen and swing in his favor after months of hinting of foul play.

• Directly state that an investigation for tampering / interference / fraud is required, not just a recount.

[cervidaedalus]

I've seen a handful of these posts and while the "20mil missing votes" is inaccurate, the bomb threats, Nevada signature nonsense, and ballot box burnings are true. Even if this ends up not making a difference, it is still worth an investigation.

TL; DR: There is evidence that a number of votes have not been counted for various reasons.

Now read the damn post!

Also the folks saying this makes us no different than GoP in 2020, if you can't see the glaring difference between having suspicion of fraud based on tangible evidence and asking for it to be investigated versus screaming about fraud even after it was DISproven multiple times and then doing a physical violence about it, I implore you to stay the fuck out of the comments until you reconsider.

[stay-close]

“Sometimes you just need someone to tell you you’re not as terrible as you think you are.”

— Unknown

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

some of the top comments

[goat-heirop]

I gen hope the Minecraft movie is going to be a morbius, i want it to flop so bad, i want nobody to watch it, i want the target audience to be scared by the cgi sheep in the trailer and just not want to go watch the movie, i want to not know the plot at all, i want it to be soo ass that nobody watches it, i want it to get memed, i want it to be put in theaters a second time only to flop harder, i want it to make the studio that animated it file for bankruptcy

[cosmiiqueer]

can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting