No Waifu No Laifu

It’s all over the place now. NSFW sometimes “Will your lips taste the kiss of death?”

[bunieboo]

Dr strange could nut in me then reverse the time again and nut in me then reverse the time again and nut in me then reverse the time again and nu-

[brittanixkieana]

I wish I had the power to destroy your phone and reverse time to destroy your phone and reverse time.

[bunieboo]

[astrodickology]

Me thinking about how you could ever want to fuck Bumdaclat Charcuterie

[bunieboo]

Okay..lissen…in this whole scene he was was looking like a snack

And you cannot tell me he wasn’t

[astrodickology]

You can never convince me Benedryl Cucmber looks anything other than a weird vaugly human shaped goat dipped in vanilla

[imaudi]

dude looks like an actual mantis like what

[bunieboo]

OKAY MAYBE I LIKE BUGS!

[astrodickology]

Tumblr User aliyuh when she sees a Mantis with a wig:

[feministism]

[starlighttori]

ALL OF THEM

[ramesgameslc]

Sometimes it sucks being a guy when you’re not a total piece of shit but people just hate guys in general because well… Sorry one or two treated you badly? lmfao. Can’t wait till this site dies. Land of perpetual sexism and hate for anything not LGBTQRSTUV and female. Inclusion my asssssssss.

[allthingstekken]

[tamamita]

This is the payday meowth, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

[inaccurate-anime]

Get on my level

[rajasconqueso-deactivated201508]

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

[caged-freedom-deactivated201702]

Repeat after me -I’m an idiot and wrong. -Veganism can be made affordable. -Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about. - Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it. -I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

[latinagabi]

Exploiting undocumented immigrants, and other workers is cruelty free? Nearly 500,000 children as young as six harvest 25 percent of US crops.

But I guess brown people don’t fucking matter. 

[sissikuk]

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

[thequantumqueer]

plus, 4 of the 8 most common food allergies (soy, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts) are common vegan substitutes.

[faethorne]

hello i am also here with The Science™ to back up the fact veganism is NOT even the most sustainable dietary option for humanity, like not even in the ballpark of close

[werewolf-cuddles]

Hell, some people just don’t like the taste or texture of vegan food substitutes. There doesn’t have to be a medical reason not to be vegan.

[tsff21]

Mash’s “Ka-CHING” noise when you earn Quartz Fragments

reblog if you agree.

[aurelinsol]

[forgamers]

[thunder-thighs-sfw]

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

[megatome]

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

[glitteringhellspawn]

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

Delete this

[cornfield-cryptid]

This is literally the worst one I’ve ever seen

[spcrash]

She’s trying her best dammit.

[imthegirlyourparentswarnedyouof]

2018 has finally delivered!

Idris Elba has been names Sexiest Man of the Year

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

2017: Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive!

2018: Idris Elba is the Sexiest Man Alive!

[dailydris]

[pettibone-deactivated20240714]

[mally-jane]

BOB waves back when you say hello