Ze Artist

Main Blog, centered around art and AUs and silliness

[zemonkeartistog]

Imma pin dis until I get my renewed masterpost done-

Sooo, welcome!

I am Ze, your creative capybara in this lil corner of the Internet!

I do art and writing, but also spam reblog my mutuals!

I have an Ao3 at hand, under my Writing Blog alias, though I do not update it as often as I should. I do plan to change that.

My Ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/ZeMonkeWriterOG01/works

So I give links (@) to my other 2 blogs

@zemonkewriterog And @zemonkereblogs

Art/Main Blog:

Ze Artist (@zemonkeartistog) on Tumblr

Main Blog, centered around art and AUs and silliness

Writing Blog

Ze's Writing Space (@zemonkewriterog) on Tumblr

Writing Blog! Main is for art relating to posts here

Reblogs:

Ze's Reblogs (@zemonkereblogs) on Tumblr

Where all the reblogs stay and clutter

The rules are simple for every single one: be respectful and kind. I will block and report any cruel and disrespectful behavior I see.

Anywayssss, I will pin the new and better version of this laterrrrr!

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[zemonkeartistog]

I decided a Moon version was in order-

Let's just say he has... a lot of opinions on his job. But hey, money's money. Plus that dinner reservation he made will be delayed due to "dinosaur rampage in the plaza square".

Hope he gets a new dinner soon.

(OG screenshots from the Sun and this one are from Off The Hook/Daz Games "Jurassic Park Employees" skits)

Edit: Sun's version

[zemonkeartistog]

My dream is to have the perfect spoof/silly AU... with JurASSic Park.

After the reveal of M.T.G from the Dystopian AU, and the recent actor passing away, I find myself going back into this dinosaur sci-fi and just... finding shit to do with it.

What better way than employees dealing with the shithole some old ass man made because "childlike wonder is dying"? /j

Edit: Moon's version

[zemonkeartistog]

This was a scrapped thing because it felt too comedic for the moment, but honestly-

I would also cry because hell nah

[zemonkeartistog]

Escape looked futile.

As Moon paces around the room trying to find something, the door deafeningly creaks and screams under each bang.

It croaks as something bright red slits itself between the crevices. Then another red appendage claws the gap. Both work to open the hole further, metal on metal hurting your ears.

Moon turned down his audials and felt them plug up with something. Hearing protection? Neat. But you were suffering alone.

He rips the pillow open and grabs the stuffing, gently putting it in your ears. "Here, that should do for now!"

Moon and you could now work together to search for another entrance or a defense or something!

You search in the drawers and under the computer modules for weapons, while Moon sweeped the computers for a defense system. Anything!

Yet...

The shrieking suddenly stopped.

Moon freezes.

You slowed down the frantic searching.

Both of you look to the door.

Your visitor is watching.

"That... that thing can't hurt us... right?" Moon mumbled.

You struggled to say another word. "I... I don't- don't know if it can. What- what do we do?"

Moon looked at you both, between the intruder back to you.

He looks back into the metal... reptile thing. Its red eyes reflect like a camera. The huge claws itch to crush more of the doors. Those maws could tear you both apart like a dog toy.

"What do we do?"

The thing growled in response. You compare it to a dinosaur's from the movies.

[YOU BECAME PREY. DO NOT RESIST.]

[zemonkeartistog]

Escape looked futile.

As Moon paces around the room trying to find something, the door deafeningly creaks and screams under each bang.

It croaks as something bright red slits itself between the crevices. Then another red appendage claws the gap. Both work to open the hole further, metal on metal hurting your ears.

Moon turned down his audials and felt them plug up with something. Hearing protection? Neat. But you were suffering alone.

He rips the pillow open and grabs the stuffing, gently putting it in your ears. "Here, that should do for now!"

Moon and you could now work together to search for another entrance or a defense or something!

You search in the drawers and under the computer modules for weapons, while Moon sweeped the computers for a defense system. Anything!

Yet...

The shrieking suddenly stopped.

Moon freezes.

You slowed down the frantic searching.

Both of you look to the door.

Your visitor is watching.

"That... that thing can't hurt us... right?" Moon mumbled.

You struggled to say another word. "I... I don't- don't know if it can. What- what do we do?"

Moon looked at you both, between the intruder back to you.

He looks back into the metal... reptile thing. Its red eyes reflect like a camera. The huge claws itch to crush more of the doors. Those maws could tear you both apart like a dog toy.

"What do we do?"

The thing growled in response. You compare it to a dinosaur's from the movies.

[YOU BECAME PREY. DO NOT RESIST.]

[zemonkeartistog]

UHHH MOON I THINK THAT WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU SHOULD NOT OPEN THAT DOOR

"NOT open the door?! So then it's not a friend of yours at all?!"

Moon's expression twists to pure panic. He cannot comprehend what could be on the other side of that door.

His hands start to shake. It was an odd feeling. Perhaps... familiar.

"Well, um- fuck! Stay- Stay calm! The door seems sturdy enough to buy us time for a plan! Besides, I don't know how to open it anyways."

[He's sugarcoating that panic. He shouldn't do that. But his code, it forces him to.]

[zemonkeartistog]

what if I were to just

throw daylight at the rockstar's front door

and leave them there.

Then you get 3 panicked rock stars that will have no choice but to stay until their concert begins

(Forgot to answer this)

[zemonkeartistog]

(various noises can be heard outside of rockstar eclipse's, and his brother's house but when he opens the door no one is there and, sub sequentially, mysterious person also accidentally left their entire f*%& fazing cello there, that totally doesnt have their address inside the case incase they accidentally left it somewhere)

(Various highpitched screams in the distance as figure flees into the night mid-afternoon)

Rockstar!Eclipse: [blinks] Moon, did you do this?

Rockstar!Moon: [looks up from his music sheets] Why the fuck Faz would I buy a whole ass cello???

Rockstar!Sun: Because you prank us a lot, Moon. Who else? [Scribbles a lyric off the paper]

Rockstar!Eclipse: [looks inside the case, seeing the address] Ah. It's a lost instrument. We'll mail it back to the owner, then. Poor thing probably got cold feet.

Rockstar!Sun: Why not just go over there and give it to them?

Rockstar!Eclipse: ...Because we're famous, Sun. And fame costs us safety. It's not 2003 anymore, where we could have both at the same time. Where... where we could be able to say hello to someone without the possibility of lured kidnapping.

Rockstar!Moon: Yeah... I miss those days, Eclipse. They were child's play compared to today.

Rockstar!Eclipse: Indeed. But I'll make a letter to the owner of the cello. Perhaps... we send them some merch as a thank you for an entertaining conversation~?

[Dawn, you mischievious nugget-]

[zemonkeartistog]

Dystopia!Moon/Moon #1099's voice canon being Ryan Gosling is so funny to me-

Almost... similar. The Ryan Gosling movie I see him the most in? Project Hail Mary.

Welp, I leave it at that =]

[zemonkeartistog]

Me: Damn, I feel like I'm missing something. What day is it?

Also me: Wait, it's July 14th... something's coming up-

(I'm lowkey a dumbass, I keep forgetting the dates)

[zemonkeartistog]

The urge to put my ocs here, but I refrain to now because last I tried I didn't get any reaction to them.

It feels wrong to be discouraged to put my original art and stories here, but I can't help it.

Edit: NON-DCA OCs, I forgot to specify TvT

[zemonkeartistog]

Ya get your dose of Moon #1099,

the second born spicy kitten I've decided to make as important as Olvida Sol/Spooky!Kid.

@daycarefriendpickup is where it came from

[zemonkeartistog]

DO NOT PANIC- MY LOOK IS CHANGING, BUT IT'S NOT DONE! I PUT PLACEHOLDER STUFF AND COLORS UNTIL I KNOW WHAT I WANT!

I'M NOT HACKED!

I put pictures I took of moons cuz I didn't want it to look blank, but also to remove the old ass look

[zemonkeartistog]

I need to refresh my blogs so badly-

maybe opening a reblog blog (hehe) so my art/writing posts won't get cluttered or lost in a sea of reblogs

Plus I need to go with a new tag system since I feel nothing looks good anymore or I used too many

[magspieart]

AND FOR MY NEXT ATTACK... @vacantfields !!!

I had to draw them in a bikini, it was a curse

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese