DREAMS INTO REALITY

ÑΥυ Laω • Cɔrnɛll formerly: uncommonapp, prelawsmiserables, ellesatwoods, onellewoods gemini/sag/leo ❦ entj undergraduate diaries freshman • sophomore • junior • senior post-grad life foodstagram • adulthood limbo law school diaries 1L • 1L summer • 2L • 3L

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[livelovelaugh-777]

[knifefightscene]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[micromontage]

shout-out to all my friends i like youj

[aleshakills]

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

[valtsv]

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

what the hell are you doing. stop that.

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[lizziesquire]

there were so many things that I wanted to do before I turned 30......but here we are, at the tail end of March, with two months left to go until the turn of a new decade and . my gym is closed for the next month, at least, due to flooding; my french has regressed; i'm ignoring texts when i told myself that I'd put in a legitimate effort into finding new friends with shared values, this year; and i am still doomscrolling my life away when not working.

if quantum theory was real......why would I still be stuck in this hellscape timeline of ai data centers and an ongoing mass-disabling pandemic that everyone is huffing over and over again and six-front "wars" that are funded by my tax dollars and the rise of fascism literally everywhere and i am just so a;fweijorvbflhdgsviuycoi;jalkwenjrf

[v0mitwhores]

*lights the tip of ur dick and smokes u like a joint*

[makingimages]

[aropride]

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

[bonivers]