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I don’t judge Ascended Astarion apologists, because based on the narrative of the story I can’t help but wonder how many of them are just people who never broke their own cycle either. Did they become what they hated most in the end as well?

#abuse #astarion #ascended astarion #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate #no one can convince me his storyline isn’t a perfect narrative of the cycle of abuse #the abused becomes the abuser #or you choose a new path and try to heal

thoodleoo

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

natjennie

tracy chapman really unlocked something with fast car. you cant listen to fast car without Feeling. every person who has ever and will ever listen to fast car has felt the same feeling as every other person who has or will listen to it. fast car is an experience. it should be listed in the dsm5. felt too much while listening to fast car.

strikeaprose

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

zenpandaxo

I can’t breathe 💀

#baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #halsin #NOT GALE EATING GLOVES 💀

Just popping in to say that I’d give my left tit for a new Uncharted game. Both tits if it follows Sam and Sully.

#uncharted #nathan drake #where have all the good games gone

Manacled has me in a chokehold.

I had my Wattpad and A03 phase, but Dramione was never my cup of tea. (From a young age I was always a Lucius and Severus kinda gal.) But, this one has graced my FYP often enough that curiosity and the lack of well-written dark rom recs got the best of me.

Initially I thought, “No way there’s a fic that’s so good people are having it printed and binded.” Now I’m 20 chapters in and considering having it printed and binded myself. I DON’T EVEN SHIP THEM.

Harry Potter meets Handmaid. Fucking slay.

#manacled #dramione #harry potter #send help #ao3 #ITS SO WELL WRITTEN

pdfbabe

(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball

yesterdaysprint

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

bathtimefunduck

History in a nutshell

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“What do women think about women?

WE ASKED A MAN”

weltenwellen

Emotionally I think I really need it to be autumn

enigmaticpink

That murderous and spiteful fictional villain would treat me right

forlornalbatross

“Your kiss is honey and your touch scorches like fire, and I worship it.”

Neil Gaiman - American Gods

#if any of my mutuals were unaware of my lifelong Neil Gaiman obsession #you’re going to be very aware because I’m currently re-reading American Gods #…. for the 10000th time.

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when you make your "if I had a penny for every time neil gaiman made a character with sunglasses that are an essential part of their being" posts DO NOT forget about the djinn from american gods. do NOT