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jupitersmusings

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

overlord-fire-bubble

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

tiny-kt

this for real fucking works

scroll-of-thought

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

munohlow

deadeyesopened

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

parkayquarts

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

musicalhell

Mamadou Ndiaye (mndiaye_97 on TikTok and Insta) has an endless supply of magnificent euphemisms, including but not limited to:

-turned into a headline/hashtag

-deleted from the census

-wrote their obituary

-connected to God's wi-fi

-canceled their lifetime subscription

-logged out of life

-reverse baptized (drowning specific)

#he also posts a lot of really cool and informative animal videos #he's one of the only people on tiktok i care about tbh

lavosse

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

mikopikopon

#technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive#but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

#skk and sskk tbh #you know what all of wxs too

fishparasite

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

fishparasite

i made this post because i've got so many friends that think saying something wrong in a conversation is the end of the world. it isn't. you'll be okay. you don't have to be embarrassed about every little thing. you are alive and doing things and speaking to people. you will make mistakes and you will live.

#the wb vibes we need rn

adiodont

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

#am I strong enough to read this again without crying? No #17776

unalivejournal

christmas in less than a week no snow temperatures regularly hitting above 50°. IN MASSACHUSETTS

unalivejournal

pisses me off so much when people bring this up and then are like “well i’m not complaining because i hate the cold!!!!” okay well you are in one of the Supposed to be cold states. Where the cold is supposed to happen. are you not worried

#we had snow on halloween and then none again since #it's not even getting below freezing til next week??#im in the midwest i dont think this is supposed to happen

leebrontide

Humor me, Tumblr,

Your extremely nerfed fairy godmother appears and offers to magically resurrect one discontinued corporate food item for you, in perpetuity.

What do you ask her for?

Personally I'm still pining for peanut chexmix.

#girl scout double dutch cookies #they only sold them for the one (1) year I was super active in girl scouts but FUCK they were good

whyequalsemexplusbee

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) Monk Must practice a martial art Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

#druid for sure #i'm technically a county employee so i guess warlock too #and wizard with a zoo animal tech degree

voidglobal

sebyhale

pipshinwhatever

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

#real reason I haven't started the ace attorney games yet

angiemelon

kingscrown666

Fuck you, completely and absolutely

urfav-leprechaun

are you shitting me

#how

way-out-there

I fell in love with this cute little fella... red-crested turaco 😍

#animals #I LOVE TURACOS SO MUCH #the guinea turaco back at school was the best bird I loved him so much

hollowboobtheory

look I'm a lesbian but I 100% agree men need to dress sluttier and you know I'm being selfless bc I get nothing out of this. dress sluttier it's good for you

hollowboobtheory

to everyone in the tags saying "me once I get top surgery": I'm rooting 4 u. together we can heal the world 🌎 ❤