🍒 pink lesbian haven

my name is tori and my favorite color is pink

[ryan-sometimes]

Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

[gamecubewizard]

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

[butch12whack]

tags that make me remember how astronomical of a figure a billion is and fuels my desire to dismantle capitalism

[cannibalchicken]

[niggette]

[carpisuns-archive]

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

[byjove]

Kitchen appliances I would recommend purchasing when moving out on your own:

Air fryer

One of those panini press grill things (not only can you make sandwiches but you can grill chicken and steak if you have an expensive model)

Rice cooker (not only good for rice but quinoa and any other grain, alternatively you could buy an Instapot)

Electric kettle (depends on how much tea you drink but it’s good for boiling water for cleaning and preheating water for pasta etc)

Kitchen appliances I would not recommend buying when you move out on your own:

Counter top coffee maker (you should not be drinking an entire pot of coffee on your own and it will be stale by the time you get to the bottom, plus these bitches suck to clean, Keurigs, French presses and stove top percolators where you make one or two cups at a time are more practical for a single person)

[byjove]

Here are some things it’s okay to buy off brand/cheap:

Cleaning supplies. Most cut rate sponges, bleach sprays, Clorox wipe knock offs and cleaning chemicals get the job done just fine.

Food staples like pasta, canned vegetables, rice etc.

Here are some things you should never buy off brand/cheap:

Trash bags. I made the mistake of buying Dollar General brand ones and they ripped several times, sending garbage all over my yard while I tried to take the trash out. I had to double and sometimes triple bag which was not economical in the long run.

Toilet paper. The two and one ply stuff sucks. You you have to use much more than you would if you bought quality paper.

Good luck and God bless you to any college freshmen out there.

[kelpforestdwellers]

toaster ovens are also very useful, much more than a regular toaster. you can do many things you can do in an oven, just faster and with less hassle

[transmasc-wizard]

your boyfriend is trapped in the pit

free him!!!!!!

add 1 tsp of vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

[crankyteapot]

if we fill the pit with vanilla extract we can get him out

[cadaverkeys]

zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.

[cadaverkeys]

thats fucking rough, buddy.

[rudegayslang]

did jet just fucking die?

[aangsslut]

[cloune]

[nativenews]

[sumrot]

[aranock]

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

[biglawbear]

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

[nativenews]

[librarycard]

i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

[librarycard]

me after one bagel sandwich

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

dont even think about going to a store

[llleighsmith]

lbr i’ll probably marry someone i met on tumblr ………

[decaflesbian]

Hi :) I’m reblogging this post of yours dating from 2015. I scheduled a reblog of it to post today, September 30th, 2023, because it is the day you marry me, someone you met on tumblr not long after making this post. I cant wait to become your wife later today when we go to the courthouse in san francisco. I cant wait to celebrate our love with all our friends and family afterwards in our town. I cant wait to dance with you and hold you close and read my vows to you, and make sure you know how much you mean to me, nearly 8 years later. I hope today, when we do all of these things, you feel like the most special and cherished woman on earth because you are my world and my whole heart. So. I guess what I want to say at the end of the day is….thanks for the follow ;)

[memeclassheroes]

[wetchickenbreast]

hello can anyone hear me

[saint-vagrant]

from a protest a couple days ago.

palestine will be free.

[alwaysbewoke]

shit the western media won't show you

[kendrixtermina]

We were all taught in school that if something like this happens within our lifetimes, it is of the utmost importance that we call it out and don't just go along with it or look away

now theyre like "oops, we didnt mean it"