i just have to get through this week.

Kenzie - 25 - She / Her

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[4chansbest]

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[sourcreammachine]

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[flickringghosts]

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

after the wedding last year: these people (wedding party + couple) are some of my closest friends and I’ll never be closer to anyone and i love them all

after the not so newly weds party this year:

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[backwardsheadphones]

2 friends I'm annoyed with viewed my ig story about being 4 month sober and didn't like it or anything. rude!

[mournfulroses]

Martha Gellhorn, from a letter to Hortense Flexner featured in The Selected Letters of Martha Gellhorn

[andoutofharm]

my favorite hobby is not listening to a fob album for a while and then listening to it on repeat and going wow have yall heard this?? fucked up and beautiful

[pigeon-princess]

As a huge fan of the book, the movie was so worth the wait!! Amaze amaze amaze!!☀️🚀

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[catasters]

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters