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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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EXPECTATIONS
Not today Justin
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Phantogram Three
The Stonewall Inn
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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pixel skylines
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@zephyr-prime-blog
oh cool look a new message!
wrong!
that bad boy right there is a virus.
yep, you hit that tempting little circle and you have a one way trip to virus-ville on the my computer is now crashed bus!
don’t click it
click it and your hacked.
click it and your computer dies.
click it and basically you’re scrwed.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
Careful everyone, these things are dangerous.
I figured the world needed even more gif sets of infomercials.
SAW IT COMING!!
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
It so cute
this gets funnier with each passing year
the mr11 test is a test designed to challenge the player’s parkour skills and quick reflexes
It's even faster with Loki Prime
my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini
i feel like i should’ve added more context when i posted this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year, suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops. there aren’t just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in people’s cars for the hell of it, this is the work of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with
Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your porch.
My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a basket of the nearly-ripened ones. He thought he was going to find gophers or something, but no, here’s Henry, taking his tomatoes. The best ones.
There was a long pause between them.
My grandfather (allegedly) said, “Henry… it’s OK. You can take some tomatoes if you want them.”
Henry sighed in relief.
“But,” my grandfather said, “you have to take two zucchini for every tomato.”
There was another long silence. “That’s a harsh bargain, John,” said Henry. “But I accept. I’ll tell Joe up the street, too.”
My grandfather said, “Tell Joe he needs to take three.”
seriously the zucchini crop is an issue this year theyre huge and theyre everywhere and my mother has made more zucchini bread in an attempt to get rid of them oh my god
This did not go where I thought it was going to go.
a classic
Originally posted by “ lavantant-is-me” on the warframe subreddit. (gotta give credit where its due)
everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
HOW DID THEY GET THIS MUCH FOOTAGE OF A PLATYPUS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT JUST OMG CAN WE ALL STOP AND REBLOG THIS PERFECTION?!
These are fucking great
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I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER
My clan and I just had an hour long discussion about Corey in the House.... What is wrong with us
293% power strength. Who needs wings?
Never forget the copter, Tenno.
Excuse me?
This, is what happens when you have a tidy up of all your dupe mods…
This isn’t even all of them, I have a load of rare mods and melee stance dupes that I could sell, but i like to keep those round in case someone needs one
Is it just me or do Syndicate sidearms make other Sidearms seem useless in comparison?
Idk, those procs seem way too good to pass up.
