Why Did He Fucking Say That.

any prns // current interest(s); danganronpa 2 and v3 // you can figure out the rest on your own

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

[thornrings]

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[zero-braincells-left]

hi descendants fandom who wants my aroace chad charming propaganda. That’s right. You do.

most of my memory comes exclusively from the stage play. I watched the first 3 movies but I choose to ignore most of it. i dont know who the fuck chloe is. I’m living in my personal delusional au where the story and ending is whatever the fuckkkk I want but please #hear me out

first of all in my wonderful descendants world chad and audrey are still kind of together. and playing evil mind games about it and it’s kinda a status thing a little bit. but audrey has probably made peace with the isle kids and accepted that mal and Ben are a thing now sooo. she settled for second best!

i feel like with the Disney thing and the princess and prince stuff, in auradon. romance is kind of important! especially for the more like classic movie families in my mind like. i think Chad kind of has always known like uh yeah im a prince someday im gonna fall in love and have a wife and kids. this is just what happens. and esp with his endless pursuit of masculinity and uhhh uh whatever the fuck he has going on. that’s just the expectation not in like a forceful way but where it’s chill and just a fact of life, especially to him !! and he kind of clings onto audrey for that reason because she could and WILL be that for him obviously!!! but I don’t think he. Loves her like that.

i like to think w my version of him. he kinda assumes whatever he’s feeling is romance but when he asks other ppl or like his parents what love feels like (obviously in a nonchalant way. hell he might asked when he was younger too and in awkward teenager times where everyone else is dating and it’d be natural for him to ask about that kind of stuff). and the answer is always some bullshit that means nothing or really cliche like “it’s when someone feels like home to you <3” and he’s kinda like well. I have a home and it’s a Sick Ass Castle. how could a person possibly be a better home than that. and the idea of Love at first sight and True Love and you’ll just know it when you see the one!!! and he’s kind of not getting all that??? but cmon! he’s Chad Charming. he’ll figure it out and he’ll get a girl and everything will be cool and normal. that’s what he’s doing with audrey.

but like… since he’s getting older and soon to adult probably and really thinking, he’s using his MIND for once, it’s… like… he’s gonna marry her someday? they’re gonna have kids together someday? In theory yes obviously that’s the ideal he’s been working towards but in practice that sounds? Weird? if she really is The One should he be having second thoughts about that..?? But, possibly NOT wanting that isn’t princely or cool or right. So that’s not what is is. Obviously.

so uhhhhhmmm yeah. in my beautiful delusions chad is sex repulsed asexual and aro or grayromantic. And I think he needs to suffer forever about it and man the fuck up and figure it out. because he is my son and I love him <3

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[house-of-mirrors]

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

[house-of-mirrors]

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

[fawnspotholiday]

Once Upon a Time...

[mchi22]

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

[mchi22]

[threedollarsdotcom]

you cant get anywhere by bottling it up. when youre around people who really do care, you have to let yourself open up or no one will ever know. you deserve better than praying for scraps be genuine or die

[the-meme-monarch]

whenever someone accidentally says 6-7 i like to say "nobody say anything" and i've found that it tends to piss them off More than if i were to just say "6-7"

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[loathsome-jr]

[project-catgirlpiller]

[catgirl-kaiju]

T-Rex actually stands for Transgender Rex

[catgirl-kaiju]

happy pride

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter

reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do