Whaddup it Chaz

Chaz | 28 | She/Her/They if You're Nasty I do love me a star war.

[d1s4strous]

0 inch nails: i dont wanna fuck you

i don't giuve a shit about your inside

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[starlight-evanescing]

Another normal day on the Hail Mary! (close ups and image descriptions at the end!)

PS. Thank you for all the positive responses on my first post of these!! I do 'em 'cause they make me laugh so I'm glad they're bringing joy to others too 😊

Close ups:

[tolbiny]

the biggest crime of the mandalorian franchise is that it inexplicably made bo-katan good with kids like she didn't spend most of her childhood being groomed in the woods by a terrorist. she's the most poorly adjusted least maternal motherfucker you ever did see. the bo-katan i know would offer a kid a cigarette and start beef with a seven year old no question about it

[segamascott]

[the-frog-blog]

How it feels to get white wine drunk

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[basementexplorer07]

[segamascott]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[sophielupin11]

what did Vader do with Obi-Wan's lightsaber after he killed him? I personally think he made a deranged shrine in his quarters with it in the center but that is just me.

[animatedjen]

Coruscant | Jedi Survivor

[grouphug33]

One of my favorite things about the original Star Wars trilogy is why Han joined the Rebellion. Look, Han and Leia is my favorite Star Wars couple, but Leia isn’t the reason Han joined the Rebellion. He joined because of Luke. Luke, who never stopped giving him shit. Luke, who was scared and lonely, but never stopped being good. Luke, who dove into every battle bravely, endearing him forever to Han.

Luke, who forced Han to look at himself on Yavin and realize maybe there was something greater to fight for than himself now. And he came back for Luke, to save the man who saved him.

And he never stopped saving him. He ran into the wintery grounds of Hoth, knowing he couldn’t get back to the Rebel base until morning, because he wouldn’t leave Luke behind.

It wasn’t Leia who brought Han to the Rebellion and to the fight for something bigger than himself. It was Luke, the kid who was scared, brave, and kind, and who forced Han to be better because Han found himself caring about that kid.

[vrabia]

i’m in the middle of re-watching the original sw trilogy and hands down the best thing about esb is leia and han experiencing the same feelings for eachother but at totally different speeds.  

[vrabia]

leia, processing emotions at a reasonable pace: i think i like him

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

[vrabia]

leia: you’re quite nice when you aren’t being such a scoundrel

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

[vrabia]

leia: i love you

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

[vrabia]

on the other hand remember how in rotj he decided to slow down on making unfounded assumptions about leia’s interest in him and accidentally slowed all the way down?

han: so um, i think it’s really cool that you love luke, you guys are gonna be great together haha guess i’ll see you guys around sometime?!?!?!

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.