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you hear the sound of a baby crying, with the doppler effect, and then it's gone. you whip your head around, searching, confused, but you're alone at home at night. it never happens again.

gudamor

A famous baseball player has just made millions, but can they live with their decision?

would-you-punt-them

I am curious: what do you think made all the Madoka fans want to punt Kyubey? Like, do you have any predictions on what’s gonna happen later in the series?

i kinda assumed he just had an annoying voice or smth

but like??? he's fine??????

he's cute and polite and helpful??

i mean seriously just look at him

would-you-punt-them

he belongs in a woodchipper

flappy-dragon53

The true madoka magica experience

madokamagicaheritageposts

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

mlarayoukai

no girlfrind...

hardgockcafe

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers

doyoulovethewayzeylily

1 like = 1 dead US soldier 1 reblog = we fuck his wife

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

cognitohazardous

maybe

cognitohazardous

indigosfindings

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

girlballs

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

#this is in fact from a yuri called “does it count if you lose your virginity to an android”

bonesbeetle

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

dramatic-dolphin

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

transmasc-wizard

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

krakenartificer

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

bisezual

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

bisezual

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

cerastes

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

laterkiss

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

laterkiss

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

schlorb

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

horsefriend

putnamspuppeteer

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.