Sometimes I make wookiee noises...

So I write things sometimes, about people in movies and serieses and stuff...mostly boys...and I make them kiss whether they want to or not...and sometimes I try to draw things too. Keyword: TRY.

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

Taron Egerton totes just came out, pass it along

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

hot take: if women’s sexuality wasn’t severely shamed and suppressed even in the context of heterosexuality, if sex was framed as reciprocal rather than something men do to women, a hell of a lot more women would realize they’re not actually attracted to men at all

[katekaned]

the fact that so many of the people reblogging this post are interpreting it as a bitter lesbian whining about how women won’t sleep with her instead of a discussion of how society’s framing of sex negatively affects gay women is incredibly telling of how this website views lesbians

[lokirevenger]

LGBTQ+ superheroes for Pride month ❤ 

[mictheautistic]

Nice try but the first 3 are not gay. You Tumblr degenerate send your wishful thinking. seriously do you people have to ruin everything…

[romanovanatalia]

Deadpool is pansexual. Loki is bisexual and gender fluid. Wonder Woman is bisexual like all the Amazons. Educate yourself about comic canon before saying something ridiculous.

[anotherdaeondumblr]

Do you have any reliable sources that can back this up?

[glamourweaver]

You mean… besides the fucking comics?!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Wonder Woman was shown as canonically bisexual in the main DCU continuity in Wonder Woman: Year One (She was heavily implied to be numerous times before then but it was stated canonically in that comic that she had romantic and sexual relationships with multiple Amazons and left her girlfriend behind to journey to our world to stop the threat of Ares sons bringing chaos and war to the world)

She’s also canonically bisexual in Wonder Woman: Earth One where she straight up tells Steve Trevor that another Amazon is her lover and also in DC Comics Bombshells where she and Mera were girlfriends

Loki is canonically bisexual and generfluid…they have shifted from male to female multiple times stating that both are their real form and Odin, Loki’s father, referred to Loki as “Their child who is both male and female” in a published Marvel comics

And anyone who thinks Deadpool is straight has not only never read the comics but also apparently never been to see either movie either because I’m not sure what part of Deadpool grabbing Colossus’s chrome plated ass and dry humping him made them think “Yeah this is a Totally Straight Hetero Just Bros Being Bros”

[reina-demicorazon]

Fake fans 🙄 Read the comics. all your faves are queer

[juicy-baphobastard]

Wait did people literally not get the memo on any of this?

[lierdumoa]

Fake fanboys act like google is broken and literally the only way they can acquire information is by harassing queer ppl on tumblr with these inane questions.

[distressingdisneydamsel]

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

Frozen is the first movie with magic-

Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

Frozen is the first-

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

Frozen is the first to center around a sister relationshi-

[wilsonpatricks-deactivated20191]

MCU Asks || @dralexblake asked: Favorite after credit scene ↳ Black Panther’s post credits

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

White Wolf.

[sami-ee-deactivated20170730]

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

A powerful but benevolent water spirit lives here.

[snottgal]

I got goosebumps

[ryandevon]

I feel like I’m about to find the final boss

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

This looks like Lambir Hills National Park in Sarawak........fuck actually it might be? I’ve stood at that exact spot. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

Centrally located Perk

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

I have breakfast with my friends every day. We coincidentally work in the same building, so there is that.

[retrogamingblog]

this is what happens when you boot up your gamecube while holding all 8 buttons on all 4 controllers

[trickytwitch]

me, a furry lawyer: *glomps you x3* why did you kill her

[beynons]

i just want peace in my life

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

Family: Why do you always cuss out your uterus so much when you’re on your period?

Me: 

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

Still a mood lol

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

Logging onto tumblr for the first time in over a year like

Lets see what the gays are up to in 2018

[the-british-pineapple]

I’m going to blow everyone’s mind. Just wait for it. Prepare yourselves, I’m about to drop some entomology on your asses. 

Command is a combination of the words “Communicate” and “Demand” which literally explains the word. Like that’s right, I just fucking blew your minds. 

[srsfunny]

Living A Dog’s Life

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

every gay girl i’ve spoken to agrees that one of the most humiliating and demoralizing things is having a straight girl thinking you’re coming on to them simply bc you like girls and it….really fucks with our relationships both platonic and romantic bc while other girls get to sit on each others laps and sleep in the same beds and playfully grab each others asses we’re putting up so many walls just in case our straight friends think we’re after them. 

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

and bc our conception of relationships with other girls in general is so fucked and suppressed we have no idea how to navigate our emotions when we’re actually attracted to another girl and want to pursue it

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

y’all reblogging this with “straight girls/gay guys experience this toooo”….nah, this isn’t about people thinking you want them, its a uniquely stunting experience to gay girls who are excluded from developing friendships and behaving around other girls in the ways we are all socialized to do so because we conceive ourselves/others conceive us as “predatory”

[zerotoweirdo-blog]

Damn...girls out there, treat your lesbian friends like regular friends, please. Girl friendship is so beautiful, to think someone would have to do without is painful, especially having known what it’s like and then being told you can’t do it anymore. To be told that companionship is now inappropriate?...a lesbian without a girl best friends is someone who is lacking support, just imagine...they can’t hang out with the guys just because of ‘we’re attracted to the same gender’ thing, it’s not the same, and they can’t hang out with the girls because it looks ‘predatory’. But they still need feminine support and companionship and platonic intimacy. 

[dovesnest]

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[zerotoweirdo-blog]

HnnnggghhhhhROXYYYYYYYYYYYYY