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evilscientist3

Hits you with a beam that possibly takes effect

draganimator

Oh no what effect?

evilscientist3

an effect that is highly ambiguous

pointnclick

will it take effect?

evilscientist3

it may or may not take effect at any time

lightheartedsuggestion

What’s going to make you happy right now? Is it some cake? Is it a nap? Is it calling your mom? Is it going on a drive and blasting music? Is it taking a bath? Is it reading a book?

Check in with yourself because you deserve that happiness, whatever it is.

thecatwhowalksbyherself-deactiv

I use this with my hospice patients a lot. Because “is there anything I can do to help?” rarely gets a response. But, “I’ll be here till 6:30 and would like to do one thing to make your room more comfortable before I head out” frequently does get an answer. Often something they deem “too small to bug anyone with” like closing the blinds so there’s no reflection on the tv, or repositioning their socks because the heels have wandered into the front and are uncomfortable, or they want ice cream before dinner today, or getting an extra blanket.

I also use this on myself. What’s one thing I could do to make my environment more comfortable right now? Does it cure my mental illness? Hell no! Does it make me feel more in control of my feelings and the world around me? You betcha!

owltwins

I need to remember to self check. I’m so overwhelmed with stress that my self awareness has dropped.

lnniter

playing minecraft single player survival like “this is the loneliest i have ever felt in my entire life. not sure if i should go on. holy shit a flower forest”

ignore that short spam. now goodbye for another 3 weeks

#zeshie

narwhalertheimpaler

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

bunjywunjy

do you ever wonder why sharks never get any visits from the tooth fairy??

teeth fairies are forbidden from visiting sharks because the massive influx of new teeth into fairyland would devalue their use as currency and completely tank their magical economy ✨🦈🦷✨

carnivalseb

how could you possibly know whether the tooth fairy visits sharks? have you counted all the loose shark teeth in the ocean & checked whether that number remains consistent from one morning to the next? alternatively, if you are right this would finally explain the reason for the rule about delivery via pillows; no shark has a pillow

bunjywunjy

dude, I just asked the sharks, it's not that complicated

woomylord-deactivated20240930

favourites among the replies

I wonder if shark teeth are as smooth as the sharks

bunjywunjy

Yes! shArk mouth can is Very Smooth. shrak Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Smooth and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Shark Mouth. Put Baby In Shark Mouth. no problems ever in shrrk mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Ashark Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in shark mouth can trust shark for giveing good love to baby. friend shark

seymour-butz-stuff

Shark teeth have serrated edges, like you’d find on a steak knife.

I’m not sure if I want to get close enough to one to find out if they have non-serrated parts of the teeth.

bunjywunjy

nNO excellent Tumblr users not listen awful seymour-butz-stuff lies, skark mouth SMOOTH and Perfect place fora m baby to Sleep. give baby to shark. put baby in Shark Mouth now. Of a.hurry, it is the Only Way! baby

notvoid

darkstarverity-deactivated20210

extrasad

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me

mrspider-deactivated20221213

are people actually drinking monster for the flavor or is this like sillybands again where its just to grow your empire of monster cans

mrspider-deactivated20221213

i see. starting to understand now

oginochihiro

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

voidedmuffin

oh no

kadzhi

“A huge but profoundly damaged galaxy”

OH NO

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bunjywunjy

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

re-peysi

for context these are the poems

bunjywunjy

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

bunjywunjy

and COMING HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.