i miss my wife, tails.........

alex, 29, if you know me no u dont | header by acimg

[kitschyfemme]

btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we're all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[det395]

[segamascott]

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[chilewithcarnage]

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

[chilewithcarnage]

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious

[hardoncaulfield]

I've fucked this sock in ways no sock has ever been fucked before

[hardoncaulfield]

badly

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

You ain’t alone you got tumblr

Are you trying to make me kill myself

[dogpuppy]

[deconsecration-deactivated20170]

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

[dogpuppy]

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[rumwik]

The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!