ask me things

yeah I'm 21 now i be trans if that wasnt clear she/they my birthday is on april

[slipping-into-madness]

[slipping-into-madness]

[bigawatermelon]

the other day I mentioned Rowling's recent horrendous acts to my grandma (I was hanging out with her and it came up on my phone) and y'all know what she said?

she said, paraphrasing: "you know, I read all those books, and I really liked them. I watched all those movies and I really liked them. but a couple days ago I found those movies on (whatever channel) and tried to watch them, but I couldn't get into it. thinking about that woman, I just couldn't. I felt sick"

my 69yo grandmother understands it better than a lot of y'all do

[official-anti-jkr-posts]

This is an official anti-JKR post!

[bigawatermelon]

the other day I mentioned Rowling's recent horrendous acts to my grandma (I was hanging out with her and it came up on my phone) and y'all know what she said?

she said, paraphrasing: "you know, I read all those books, and I really liked them. I watched all those movies and I really liked them. but a couple days ago I found those movies on (whatever channel) and tried to watch them, but I couldn't get into it. thinking about that woman, I just couldn't. I felt sick"

my 69yo grandmother understands it better than a lot of y'all do

[official-anti-jkr-posts]

This is an official anti-JKR post!

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[valtsv]

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

[valtsv]

[autisticandcatholic]

The Story of St. Lawrence's death, patron saint of comedians

The prefect was so angry he told Lawrence that he would indeed have his wish to die—but it would be by inches. He had a great gridiron prepared with coals beneath it, and had Lawrence’s body placed on it. After the martyr had suffered the pain for a long time, the legend concludes, he made his famous cheerful remark, “It is well done. Turn me over!”

[ahopefulbromantic]

Always reblog St. Lawrence's execution!

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[drifloonhat]

Have you no culture

[stick-wizard]

just so everyone knows, it's a one off custom go kart that was made for a birds eye peas commercial and the only VW parts were the headlights and mirrors, and it kept falling apart while filming. the commercial was from 2005 so also definitely not AI .... i still want one though

https://youtu.be/9HY-Bylvp1k?is=tiioeDthxkRHxTaD

[teaboot]

As a security guard, should I perhaps be a little more subtle about how bad I am at recognizing faces?

Perhaps.

But is it not, on the other hand, incredibly funny to point to a guy in line for the door facing the other direction and wearing a face mask, sunglasses, hoodie, and ball cap and tell my partner, "Hey, that's Shitty Rick, he's not allowed in here"?

Absolutely it is, Every Fucking Time

[teaboot]

A short list of shit that have given people away:

Flat arches

Brachydactyly type D

Whorls in hair

Distinct spinal deformity

Scabs

Tattoos

Wig easily clockable as a Wig

Full-body disguise, same necklace

Amputated finger

One leg shorter than the other

Always ordered the same weird drink at some point every single time without fail

Same belt

Same shoes

Changed clothes but kept coming back with the same person

Distinct body odor

Missing a canine tooth

Uniquely pronounced superorbital ridge

Skin condition

Birthmark

Unique facial tic

Kept trying to get into the same place, ALWAYS in full disguise- Wig, glasses, clothing, makeup, etc- so consistently that every time a "new" person showed up, it was them

Mentioned their Russian mother to every person they spoke to, to the point that "they would not shut up about their Russian mom" was enough to know they'd been there

Left and came back in a full face mask but changed nothing else

Orthopedic platform shoe

Eyebrows

[jewfrogs]

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[blacktabbygames]

he's REAL????

[valtsv]

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

[valtsv]

[autisticandcatholic]

The Story of St. Lawrence's death, patron saint of comedians

The prefect was so angry he told Lawrence that he would indeed have his wish to die—but it would be by inches. He had a great gridiron prepared with coals beneath it, and had Lawrence’s body placed on it. After the martyr had suffered the pain for a long time, the legend concludes, he made his famous cheerful remark, “It is well done. Turn me over!”

[ahopefulbromantic]

Always reblog St. Lawrence's execution!

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[drifloonhat]

Have you no culture

[stick-wizard]

just so everyone knows, it's a one off custom go kart that was made for a birds eye peas commercial and the only VW parts were the headlights and mirrors, and it kept falling apart while filming. the commercial was from 2005 so also definitely not AI .... i still want one though

https://youtu.be/9HY-Bylvp1k?is=tiioeDthxkRHxTaD