The Strange Marriage of Marco
Globgor: “Marco, should anything happen to, i want to leave Eclipsa in good hands! Your hands.”
Marco: “Globgor, I’m not marrying your wife”
Globgor: “But what if she wants to marry you?”
Marco: “How on the 12th moon are you okay with your wife wanting to marry a teenager?!”
Globgor: “Easy! Mewni accepts you more then I. You fought wars for them and proved yourself a warior! Yes, the nobles are still bigoted towards you, but they cant do anything to you that wont upset the kingdom! Plus, you have more… manhood then I.”
Marco: “Can’t you shapeshift?”
Globgor: “Yes, but 14 inches kid, how can a compete?”
Eclipsa: “What do you say, Marco? Would you be my king, should the time come?”
Marco: “Eclipsa, i like you, you are a great friend, but why are you pseudo proposing to me at my wedding to Hekapoo????”
Hekapoo: “Marco, don’t leave her hanging, say yes!”
Marco: “But… aren’t we getting married?”
Hekapoo: “Oh hell yes we are! I love you Marco, and this marriage is the best day of my eternal life! So please, as a wedding gift, marry Eclipsa as well.
Marco: "Sigh. My deity wife wants me to marry a 300 year old queen of drakness, and the priest is passed out on the ground. This is not the strangest thing to happen to me today. Alright. I do.”
Priest: wakes up from his coma “I now pronounce you man and wife and wife!” faints again
Hekapoo: Giggles “You may kiss the brides!”
Marco gives Hekapoo and Eclipsa a kiss, as they make out with eachother
Eclipsa: Latches on to Marco “Now, you may consumate this marraige!”
Hekapoo: “I hear that!” Opens a portal and they both drag Marco in.
Not what i wanted to write, but it’s what i got. Originally i wanted to do Jarcopoo (Marco x Jackie x Hekapoo) but i was on a writes block. I still plan on writing it, but here you go! Marcapoo with some Marclipsa spice!
MarkapooWeek2019 Day 1: Marriage
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