My friends and I are starting our Rhythm of War read soon and decided to get ~fancy~ and do a combo bingo board and drinking game. I’m stupid proud of this and just in case there are some of y’all out there who haven’t started your read yet…
Ok, over a thousand pages later and I am most decidedly NOT OK
Spoilers ahead friends and internet strangers, please don't wander downstream unless you've also had your heart mercilessly gutted by our boy Bsandy.
I have many words for all of these bingo squares but if I type it out it'll just end in incoherent keyboard smashing.
I gave myself the bondsmith square because I felt like we deserved something nice but also uh... the baby bro in Kaladin / baby bro bonding was NOT the one I expected.
Bsandy I am still patiently waiting for Adolin and Renarin to be in one (1) scene together. I have faith. I will remain hopeful.
Drinking game rules that got us The Most Hydrated (and/or Smashed) : Kaladin angsts, Shallan alter egos, and Adolin is kind.
Alternative bingo square options I cut because of random whimsy but actually happened: "Kaladin in a committed relationship with therapy" and "Renarin saves the day"
We got bingo lads, BUT AT WHAT COST











