Sooth ur boob

birbs

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

[nowacking]

I have exactly 11 questions

[coughloop]

i dont, mind your business

[a-waste-of-time]

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

[dekoi2501post]

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[trasemc]

The most beautiful thing you will look today

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮 Have a good trip!

[robotmystic]

[zhombotic]

im on omegle if yall wanna see me ✌🏻

[solquesana]

current mood

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[theveshin23]

[thetattedstoner]

“You give bomb head”

Me:

[kimreesesdaughter]

Sis, don't text him.

[kimreesesdaughter]

Don’t do it. You know he not going to reply OR he’s going to waste your time. Don’t.

[kimreesesdaughter]

I always reblog this around this time because these are our “let my stupid ass text this boy” hours. Don’t. He ain’t thinking bout you *Beyonce voice* 

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[mjalti]

me, single, dishing out relationship advice

[sunfortune]

via

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[ruinedchildhood]

[i-am-a-fish]

[beetlecirice]

WHAT THE FUCK?! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

[i-am-a-fish]

[mockwa]

I told you, no more fighting

[darkluigi394]

“You need a friend”

[n0kiv]

😂😂😂😂