Friend A

When in doubt, take a bite

[grunkleguts]

*Logs back onto Tumblr*

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[enchantas]

does anyone wanna see a good boy

[enchantas]

[creativespacetime]

World With Tranquil Nature

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[darkluigi394]

Guys, if that guy gets elected as Brazil's new president, it's gonna be bad. In addition to being a rascist misogynist who thinks dictatorship is the way to go, he plans on burning down the rainforest to make room for farms. The Amazon rainforest soaks up a shit ton of co2 emissions produced by cars n shit every year. Global warming would go through the fucking roof and affect the entire planet. We need the rainforest

[xcayde6]

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[darkluigi394]

I have a mighty need

Can someone make like, a Christmas tree angel topper, but Instead of an angel it's Mercy? I've checked ebay and etsy and nothing. I thought something like this would have been done by now XD

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[intelligentlunatics]

Stylo Pen = Kylo Ren’s Evil/Fabulous Cousin.

[liberlibelulaart]

I had to draw this.

[thedarkside-and-thelight]

if i don’t reblog this assume i’m dead

[darkluigi394]

Possible theory on guardians using the darkness? Idk

[just-shower-thoughts]

A block of cheese is basically a loaf of milk.

[long-ago-1234567890]

when kirby’s 25th anniversary is in 2 months and nintendo hasn’t announced a new kirby game yet

[long-ago-1234567890]

when kirby’s 25th anniversary is in 1 month and nintendo hasn’t announced a new kirby game yet

[long-ago-1234567890]

WHEN NINTENDO ANNOUNCES 3 NEW KIRBY GAMES 2 WEEKS BEFORE KIRBY’S 25TH ANNIVERSARY, ONE OF WHICH IS FREE AND AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON NITNENDO 3DS SYSTEMS

[boobiemom]

[some-bread]

[ampervadasz]

[onlyblackgirl]

You know what, I’m not even mad. Sometimes it just be like that.

[falconpunchyourmom]

lmfao yoooo zero fucks.

[bickey-d]

Me when i know i have 16 assignments, 4 tests and 3 presentations due less than two days away

[corgifish]

when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me

[yourloverevivesmysoul-blog]

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

[lilacbreastedroller]

is this what rich people worry about lmao

[sunbeargirl-deactivated20190401]

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

[jas720]

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

[impuretale]

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead.