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Peter Solarz

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Alexis RIVES - https://www.artstation.com/artist/deadslug - https://www.facebook.com/alexis.rives.7
are you not entertained?
babies playing with pets scare me
please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™
ted cruz smiles like he has shampoo in his eyes
yea maybe it’s from the long ass shower he took to wash off the blood from being the zodiac killer
A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.
theyre not ignoring you! this is actually just a cats way of saying they want to keep you company without infringing on your personal space. its the equivalent of going to a friends house while you both separately scroll through tumblr, even though youre glad to be together. alternatively the cat could be curious about what you are doing, but shy to make its presence known. either way the cat is paying very close attention to you!
this made me feel better
I don’t understand why cats will have everything they do demonized no matter how innocent it is
#cinematic masterpiece of our time
Depression Tips
Kill the gods and eat their flesh to rise above human chemicals into horrifying immortality
Sounds more feasible than “just think positive!”
imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse tyson is sitting at the table next to you and explains to your date why they’re wrong in front of the whole damn restaurant
reunited at last
adhdalistair:
penisennui:
(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory
I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me